Her Royal Highness - Phoebe The Great !!!!

Dyson Root 6

2006-12-29T21:27:00.000+08:00

Ooooooooooooooooh, I hate vacuums, especially hand held ones ! I'm not kidding you, I've fought them since I was 3 months old !!!!!!!!!

We haven't had them for years until Marmee decided to bring one home yesterday !

Well, we don't have a choice, they are too much GOLDEN RETRIEVER HAIR on the couch and the bed !!!!!!

Baobi says 'YOU GUYS SHOULDN'T BE SLEEPING WITH YA DOGS !!!!'

Yada yada, Marmee says 'Baobi, you shouldn't be sleeping with ya parents ... '

Today while Marmee was doing her housework, Vickie ran over and shouted ' MARMEE SAYS THERE ARE 2 TITS ON THE BED !!!!!!'

Phoebe the Great *covers eyes with both paws*

Phoebe : I think Marmee meant TICKS, not TITS !!!!!!

Chloe : Whats the diff ???

Phoebe : Living with you gals kill my brain cells ....

MERRY CHRISTMAS !!!

2006-12-24T13:09:00.000+08:00

These are nice window christmassy display from Galeries Lafayette in Paris !!!

Oooops, not these !!!!

LOL. My Marmee's goth feet !!!!

Thats ME on the new couch :)

Damit, I look good !!!

X'mas goodies for Me, Myself and Phoebe !!!

Aw, its for ME, Chloe and Vicki AND JODIE ... That's a bottle of peach drink for dogs ! How cool is that ?

Haha !! My x'mas prezzie from Marmee !!! A kitty cat pillow !!!!

The Bath

2006-12-17T14:01:00.000+08:00

Marmee : Pheeeb, I think you need a bath.

-* Phoebe pretends not to hear *-

Marmee : Pheeeeeeb, I think you need a bath !!!!!!!!!!!!

Pheeeb : No I don't ! I just bath like 2 days ago !!!

Marmee : No way its 2 days, its been so long I can't remember when you had your last bath ! Baobi says I should just throw u into a pail !!!

Pheeeb : ^%@^%!^ !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Marmee : What did you say ???

Pheeeb : DO you really want me to spell it out ???

Marmee : %^^&%$@^$ !!!!

Next thing I know, I'm standing wet in the sink ... Why do I always get bathed on a cold day ????

Marmee trimmed my beard and washed me.
I told her she looks like Hagrid with her new hair !! LOLOL.

BYE BYE Jodie !!!!

2006-12-10T15:53:00.000+08:00

Jodie will be going home in 2 hours time, I've started counting down :)

Am kinda sick of hearing my Marmee go 'Auntieeee love u !! Jojo girl !!!!'
Believe it or not, Jodie is quite a suck up ... she wags her tail at my Marmee all the time, asking to be petted ...

Well, she won, Marmee loves her and gives her doggy treats all the time. And she gets to eat salmon rice EVERYDAY :(

3 terriers on the bed is a little bit too much, I seem to have lost my territory ! Jodie plonkes herself on the bed EVERYNIGHT and falls asleep straight away. WHOA, she really knows how to make herself at home !!!!

Marmee is very pleased with her cos she is smart, knows where to pee and poo. And also, she fitted into our daily routine very fast ...

Day 1 : She doesnt get it that its bed time, walks around the room pattering around and whining away !!!

Day 2 : Still whiney whiney all the time. Doesnt get the idea that Daddy has to go to work in the morning, she whines like mad everytime he goes out. Wakes up at 7am and starts making noise to wake everybody up !!! WTF !!!!!!

And she dashes out of the house everytime Marmee opens the door !! LOL. Marmee totally HATES THAT !!!
Well, at least she is bit smarter now, when bedtime comes, she is the first to chop her space on the bed ....

Day 3 : No more whining ! No more dashing out of the house !!! Fug, she is now the perfect dog, my Marmee loves her !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Day 4 : Good bye Perfect Jodie.
Good riddance to bad rubbish !!!!!!! Whoa ha ha ha ha !!!!

On a separate note :

My Marmee came home smelling like pee last night !!!!!!
She din wet herself and nobody peed on her ....
All she did was hugged and petted Sparky (Baobi's golden retriever) ....

Baobi says 'sometimes MIKO (the killer mongrel) accidentally pees on Sparky'. I think Miko has been marking on Sparky to show ownership ...

Boy dogs are mad. We don't pee on each other, its grossly unhygenic !! All we do is hump each other to show ownership !
Moi humps Chloe.
Chloe humps Vicki (yada, a yorkie can hump a golden !!!)
And Jodie humps Chloe !!!

Oh Fug !!!!!!!!!!!

2006-12-06T22:40:00.000+08:00

OMFG. Jodie is going to stay with us for the next 4 days !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Arrrgggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh !!!!!!!!

Her Mummy and Daddy are going KL so she's here :(

She looks kinda sad ! Anyway, Marmee screamed when she peed to mark on our tatami mat !!

Lol. Chloe and her be marking like mad for the next few days !! You know, dogs mark their territory, they do it more when a new dog is in the house !! Yada, even female dogs mark ! Chloe pees like a boy dog !!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, I think I am well protected against this bloody terror. If she comes at me, I will poke her eye with my Eiffel Tower :)

Marmee bot this for me from Paris !!!!!!!!!

Casino Royale

2006-12-03T13:44:00.000+08:00

Oooooooh, this new James Bond Movie totally blew my brains out !!!!!!!!!
I love Daniel Craig !! He is BAD BAD BAD and OH so YUMMY !!!

Somebody kill me so I can come back as a French Bond girl with huge boobs !!!

No spoilers here but this has got to be the best Bond Movie I've ever watched !!! Daniel Craig totally ROCKS ! Even my Daddy was impressed :)

Doggies in Paris !!

2006-11-23T12:03:00.000+08:00

This is one bad pic. Try not to stare too hard at it. LOL. Its just a terrier !!

French bulldog inside Sephora goes " Bonjour ! Je voudrais acheter des preservatifs !!"

OMFG !!! Its a yorkie with a cool french lady inside HERMES at 24 Faubourg !!! Its not fair, they get to go shopping in Paris !!!!!

Poodle look mangled ... lol. Its time to visit the salon !!

Oooooh, another yorkie at the Lourve ! Btw, the camera din manage to capture the 'details', its a boy dog :)

Ahhhhh, another yorkie at the Jardin Des Tuileries ! What a suck up ...

Yada yada, keep ya paws off my Marmee !!!!!!

The Great Rescue !!

2006-11-11T18:04:00.000+08:00

Daddy came home today and said 'I saw a shetland sheepdog running in the rain, it looks like a lost dog !!'

Out went Marmee and Daddy. Its pouring heavily, poor doggy will be drenched !

Daddy drove out and they saw the dog still running along Haig Road. Marmee says 'Its a Collie !! Gota be somebody's dog !!!' (cos collies are pure bred and really expensive pedigree dogs !) And also, if its a stray, it would have been smart enough to take shelter rather than run under the heavy downpour ...

Daddy stopped his car by the roadside and ran after the collie ! Dam, this dog runs fast cos its huge ! Marmee thought its a goner, no way they can catch him, plus he may not wana follow us even if we catch him :(

Daddy poked the collie in the backside and the dog ran even faster !
Lmao !!!! Daddy, nobody (incl us dogs) likes to be poked in the ass ..
Finally he managed to stop the dog, and guess what ?? Daddy carried her to the car !

WHOA !!! This dog is so tame, its gota be a domesticated dog, a new runaway dog !

Daddy and the collie are both drenched, and first thing they did was call Uncle Bernard !
After that, they brought the collie to Uncle Bernard's petshop at 258 Tanjong Katong Rd. Marmee says 'when in doubt, bring to Uncle Bernard's petshop' !! Keke.

When we reach the petshop, an old uncle said he saw 2 collies running just now, ours is one of them !!! Then we saw this indian guy who said he found a collie too !!
Oooooh, somebody's collies ran away together !!!!!!!

Next thing we know, the Indian man saw a guy running along the road, totally drenched in the rain. He's gota be the owner of the lost dogs !!

Presto !!! He really is looking for the 2 collies :)
Thank god we found the owner of the dog, if not, Marmee and Daddy will be wondering what they should do with it !!!
Hmmm, Daddy will sure say 'lets keep it, its so tame !!!'

It turns out that the owner of these 2 collies are Uncle Bernard's friend ! They are moving house today, the collies ran away when the gate is wide open !!!

I'm soooo happy the collies are SAFE AND SOUND :)

Marmee says she's gona get doggie tags for us just in case any of us gets lost (TOUCHE WOOD). Doggie tags will help the finder contact the owner immediately !! Remember to do the same for your dogs !!!

(p.s. Chloe is always running away from home, Marmee shd just tattoo our home address on her forehead ...)

Lost Shar Pei at Caldecott Area

2006-11-11T13:38:00.000+08:00

Latest news from ASD :

"Hi everyone

One of our adoptors have lost one of their dogs, a 14 year old deaf female Shar Pei.

She is light brown in color and her snout is spotted with age. She wandered off when the gardener inadvertently left the gate open. Her place of origin is at Caldecott Close and it is suspected she may have wandered into the Bukit Brown Cemetery off Lornie /Sime Road.

She has been lost since Wednesday, and her owners have taken 3 full days off to look for her to no avail and they have also put notices into every house there and around the area. Having surveyed the vast area, they have some idea where she could be but would need help to search the huge area.

We are really worried as she is totally domesticated and will not know how to forage for food and our fear is she will literally starve to death because of her age and ailment.There is a 3 person search party going in tomorrow morning (Sat) at about 7.45am and another similar one on Sun if she is not found by Sat. Anyone who would like to help find this poor dog please contact Boon Kiat at 96908336 and identify yourselves as ASD volunteers.

Terrain may be hilly, bushy or wet, so dress appropriately. If you are in the vicinity jogging or know of people who frequent that place, please also let Boon Kiat know. They are worried sick about her and would appreciate any help anyone can render

God Bless
Ricky Yeo
ASD"

Aw, its heart breaking to lose a dog :(
If anyone of us ever gets lost, my Marmee will go mad !!!

When you kids see 'lost dogs' please contact ASD. Its easy to spot lost domesticated dogs, they are usually are very fearful and does not know the traffic well, i.e. they will be running on the roads (like that mummy dog !).
Also, they will be hesitant about where they wana go ...

Real strays know their way and know where they are going ! They survive well, and know how to look for food, they even know how to cross the road. More often than once, we saw stray cats and dogs waiting for the traffic lights to turn green before they cross ! No joke, my Marmee's eyes popped out once when she saw a cat waiting for the lights to turn green and then happily strut across the road.

Since cats and dogs are colour blind, we can only assume they followed the humans when crossing roads or maybe they saw all the cars stop hence they know its safe to cross the road !
Oh what smarty pants !!!

Hmmm, once we saw a dog cross the zebra-crossing !! And the car stopped for him !!!
Is he smart or what ??

P.s. please help spread the news about the lost Shar Pei !!

Ang Moh Yorkies

2006-11-11T12:00:00.000+08:00

This pic was taken in Paris 4 years ago, along the Champ Elysees ! What a lovely old couple ! When my Daddy and Marmee reach old age, they will be carrying a yorkie and going for walks like that :)
This yorkie is cutie !! I think she is stressed, look at her ears !!!

This yorkie is from Austria !!!

Dogs from Europe have much better lives, do you know they can walk into shops ALONE and don't get chased out ????

My Marmee was amazed - the owners bring their dogs shopping, sometimes the dogs (unleashed !!) wander off on their own and walk into shops but nobody blink an eye !!

Whoa, I wish I can do the same !!!!

Marmee and Daddy are going Paris next week, I'm looking forward to more pics and stories when they return ! During the last trip, they went into a petshop and saw yorkie puppies selling for euro2.5k. Wtf, thats bloody expensive. But then again, in Paris, everything is expensive ...

Aw, I wish dogs are allowed to travel. My Marmee goes mad with worry everytime she goes overseas. Things will be different if she can bring US !!!

Doggie Rescue Shelter - DRS

2006-10-25T19:38:00.000+08:00

Caring for strays has put these S'pore sisters in debt. Now they wonder...
What is to become of 44 dogs?
By Nicole Na and Belle Charlene Kwan

April 29, 2006ELECTRIC NEWS
MORE than $250,000.
That's how much the two sisters have spent from their own pockets, over the last six years, giving a home to 44 dogs.
They called it Doggie Rescue Shelter.
Ms Jessie, 36, and Elsie Ng, 33, didn't give up even when they changed jobs and took massive paycuts.
But now, their savings have dried up. They hate to think of what would happen to the dogs, which are now housed in 14 rented kennels in Pasir Ris Farmway.
Said a tearful Ms Jessie, who earns less than $2,000 a month from her temporary sales-executive job: 'We can no longer afford to look after these dogs.
'The cost is overwhelming. We have tried every possible way to lighten the financial burden, like switching to lower grade dog food and looking for places with cheaper kennel rentals, but nothing has worked out.'
Jessie visits the dogs every day in their rented kennels. --Pics/MOHD ISHAK

'The cost is overwhelming. We have tried every possible way to lighten the financial burden, like switching to lower grade dog food and looking for places with cheaper kennel rentals, but nothing has worked out.'
Ms Jessie hopes that with donations from fellow animal lovers, and interested pet owners coming forward to provide homes for the dogs, she would not have to put them to sleep.
She added that they spend about $4,000 a month on the rental and pet food. This does not include the occasional medical bills when the dogs fall ill.
They spent more than $6,000 last year when 11 of the dogs caught tick fever and had to be treated immediately.
Tick fever causes low blood count and, in serious cases, kidney failure.
She can't bear the thought of her beloved strays being put down.

Ms Elsie, who works in a bank, lives with her husband in a HDB flat in Punggol.
Ms Jessie is single and lives in a terrace house with the rest of the family in Loyang.
Every day, they travel for half an hour to tend to their large adopted family. They spend at least two hours there.

SECOND CHANCE
'Some people may think my sister and I are crazy. But all we're trying to do is give these dogs a second chance,' said Ms Jessie.
Ms Jessie said that their family disapproves of them spending so much time and money on dogs.
She said she used to have a comfortable lifestyle before the dogs came along. These days, she watches how she spends her money.
During the interview with The New Paper, she was in an old, discoloured T-shirt and worn-out bermudas.
'We went out of control, I admit it. The expense of running this animal shelter was not what we had expected,' said Ms Jessie.
Ms Jessie said it began six years ago when they found five mongrel puppies at a construction site near their workplace in Punggol.
Fearing that these puppies would be put down by the Agri-Food and Veterinary Authority of Singapore, they decided to adopt them.
As they did not have enough space in their house for them, they rented two kennels at Pasir Ris Farmway for $500 a month.
Then, they were property agents, each earning about $6,000 a month.
Over the years, they picked up more strays.
But in 2003, the economic downturn caused property sales to dwindle.
They looked for better paying jobs even as the number of dogs in the shelter continued to increase.
Ms Elsie got a job with a local bank a few months later, but Ms Jessie was not so lucky.
She has been job-hopping for the past three years before landing her temporary sales-exective job
'I owe the bank a large sum of money I borrowed to fund the shelter,' claimed Ms Jessie.
'I've also borrowed money from friends and family to keep it going.'
The sisters have since stopped taking in strays. Instead, they make nightly trips to construction sites in Punggol to feed the stray animals.
Want to give the dogs a home?

http://www.drssg.com/1aboutus.htm

My Marmee and Daddy visited the dog shelter last evening !
Jessie says there are about 50 stray dogs are being kept in the Ericsson Pet farm, the lodging costs $2k plus, food and misc bt 2k. So that's $4k plus every month ...

DRS is in the midst of getting registered to they can raise funds as a charitable organisation. Meantime, you can make donations to a special POSB account being set up for donors : http://www.dogsforum.sg/forums/index.php?showtopic=2568

I'll keep u guys posted about their fund raising events so ALL YOU RICH KIDS can donate generously :)

P.s. they also need volunteers to go play with the dogs. If you guys wana volunteer for that, I suggest you meet jessie first so she can introduce you to the dogs ....
Thats to ensure you don't get ripped apart by them :)
WHoa ha ha ha ha !!!!

P.s. again. Marmee says there's this manja dog named Treasure who loves to be petted. Sounds like Vicki !!!

P.s. AGAIN. Vicki was sick last night. She was puking away. She kept us up the whole night... God knows what rubbish she ate to make herself sick :(

Advice for your gals !!

2006-10-21T13:52:00.000+08:00

My Marmee has the following to say :

1) Wanhui - au naturale is best. You don't need makeup, you are pretty !!

2) Mwasa - wax ya moustache MORE OFTEN ... and those bush under your arms too !! WAX, dont shave !!!
OK. I'll be NICe. Mwasa is the prettiest, cutest and the smartest kid I know. My Marmee calls her the 'smart bimbo' !!!

3) Ruifen - don't go *squeak* everytime somebody dies in movies. IT'S FICTION !!!!!

4) Bernice - not wise to wear a tee shirt with your name printed on it. In case you commit a crime, you wana be anonymous.
Or be smart, wear something that says 'Marissa from RGS' ... i.e. use a DECOY !!!

5) Eleanor - if you had paid attention in class, you'd learn that pouring 'gun powder' aka chilli flakes into mouth gives u pimples ... smoke wont be coming outa ya ears ...

6) Dee dee - love those brows. Reminds me of Brooke Shields !!!!! Bushy brows are so IN now :)

7) Baobi - the more you give, the more you will receive !!

8) KAILING, my Marmee's 'sun' - Eat less ... lol.

9) Zara - EAT MORE !!! roflmao !!!!!!!!!!

10) Carina - money don't rot ...

And here are some wise notes for you gals out there :

- Marry a kind and generous man, not necessary a rich one.

- Marry a self-made man, not one born into wealth. The man who did not maketh the money, will most likely lose it...

- Marry guys from St Andrews, Maris Stella, Catholic High (think Paul 2hill), but NEVER marry a guy from the 'TOP BOY SCHOOL' in Singapore ... TRUST me !!!

- STAY AWAY from bad boys. Its not worth it !!! (don't even think you can change them ..)

- Marry a man who love you more than you love him !!!

Well, if any of you need advice, post here and my Marmee will gladly answer them :)

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT !!! This is my 100th post !!

THE PRESTIGE

2006-10-21T11:52:00.000+08:00

Marmee went out with a bunch of kids yesterday. She seemed happy when she came home. I think Marmee love kids as long as they are female and their not hers !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Marmee had lunch and watched THE PRESTIGE with Baobi and her bunch of unruly classmates :

1) Wanhui - the birthday gal who just turned 13 and has already started using makeup !!

2) Mwasa - the skinny one who called my Marmee an anorexic and said St Andrew boys are not smart ?!! Ohhhh, she is so dead, better don't let my Daddy see her next time !!!

3) Ruifen - the tiny one who's always 'lost' cos she is really small (like zara's size !!!!) and she gets lost in the crowds and my Marmee have to go 'where is that kid ????"

4) Eleanor - the one who eats 'gun powder' aka chilli flakes. I wonder where she learnt that from ???? She pours chilli flakes into her mouth and waits for smoke to come out from her ears ...

5) Bernice - the most normal of them all !!!!

6) Baobi - Baobi the Great who refused to let my Marmee have her salmon sashimi ... I got a feeling Baobi won't be visiting my Marmee in the old folks' home next time ...
Even if she does, she'd probably be bringing some EXPIRED MILO from home.

The Prestige is an AWESOME show !!! But Hugh Jackman is so not-smart inside it ...
No spoilers here, good lesson learnt from movie : LEARN TO WALK AWAY !!!

http://theprestige.movies.go.com/noflash.html

YORKSHIRE TERRIER aka YORKIE !!!

2006-10-09T16:41:00.000+08:00

Last week at Uncle Bernard's petshop, a kid pointed at me and exclaimed 'WHAT A CUTE CHIHUAHUA !!!!'

OMFG. Which part of me resemble a chihuahua ??
Because I am small, I must be a chihuahua ?? Maybe someday someone will call me a cute kitten ...

YORKSHIRE TERRIER aka Yorkie

- The yorkie is really a Godzilla in a little fur coat. This fearless warrior (RoAR !!!!) will protect you and your home with a fight to the death if they have to. (Ouch, I find that sad. Sometimes fighting is not the smartest thing to do ....)

- They are feircely loyal and expect to be showered with heaps of attention in return ! The Yorkie is a highly intelligent dog, their trainability makes them well suited for obedience class. (MY FOOT ! Us yorkies aint need to go for classes, just throw us a book and we will learn :) )

- Lifespan : 12 to 15 years (Goody, I have a good 6 years to go, maybe I will get to watch 2 more World Cups !!!!)

- Litter Size : 1 to 2 puppies.

http://dogbreedinfo.com/yorkshireterrier.htm

All Hail Phoebe The Great Yorkie on Her Birthday !!!

2006-09-23T13:12:00.000+08:00

Today's my birthday !!!!!!!!

I was born on 23 Sep 2000. Marmee ALWAYS remembers my birthday :)
We had cheesecake for breakfast today. I LOVE CHEESECAKE !!

Anyway, Marmee was going "Happy birthday pheeeb !! Happy birthday pheeeb !!!' "Today is ya birthday you know ???' 'Pheeeeb, you are 6 yrs old today !!!!!'

Lmao, she aint have to say it so many times, I am not deaf and I understand english ...

Anyway, last night she came up with a new song and it left me sleepless... The dum song went like this 'Oh P P face - ah P P face, marrrrmeeee's little P P face !'

I hate to be called Pee Pee face ... I wish she will stop calling me that !

Time flies, its amazing I am 6 years old !!! That is (6 X 7 =) 42 human years you know !!!!

P.s. I really age well don't you agree ??? *wink*

Orange Kitty ?!!

2006-09-21T11:17:00.000+08:00

OMFG, somebody dyed a white kitty ORANGE !!!!
There's alot of sick people around these days ... Thankfully the kitty was not abused in any other way. It was rescued by SPCA but not eating well :(
Dam, if I'm dyed orange, I'd lose my appetite too !!!

The poor dog above was starved and abused and found dead near a refuse chute in Punggol.
Wtf is wrong with these people ?? Ain't kindness and compassion an intrinsic part of human nature ?? If one has no kindness, then he is a beast !!!

The cat torturer who tortured and killed 10 cats was jailed for 8 weeks ONLY ...
8 weeks for 10 lives ?
Read what he did 'Wong tied a wire noose around its neck and lifted the wire, hanging the cat by the neck. Everytime the cat lose consciousness, he will revive the cat and then repeat the same cruel game.'
He is SICK !
I am so sure he will continue torturing cats because he thinks the cats caused him to end up in jail !!! That's a psychopath for you - THEY NEVER THINK THEY ARE IN THE WRONG !!

In Jurong East, there's a serial cat killer going around slitting cats' throats. 18 victims so far !! WTF ?!!!
Pick somebody your size if you wana engage in guerilla warfare ! Only cowards bully the weak ! I can't wait to see this guy caught !!!
The cat lovers are up in arms, there's a $2000 bounty for anyone who helps catch the cat killer !!!

Psychiatrists say 'These people enjoys the feeling of power, it gives them a sense of mastery over the defenceless. They get alot of thrill from killing and getting away with it.'

I wana see these psychos in jail !!!

PLEASE, IF ANY OF YOU WERE TO SEE ANYONE ABUSING ANIMALS IN ANYWAY, PLEASE CALL SPCA 6287-5355 OR SOS ANIMALS 9849-6748 STRAIGHT AWAY !!

p.s. keep those numbers in your handphones !!!!

The Prosecutor and the trial begins ...

2006-09-16T11:18:00.000+08:00

The Prosecutor - Phoebe the Great Yorkie

The trial begins :

Phoebe : Vicki, did you eat up half of the remote control ????

Vicki : Hmmm *ears down, rolls her eyes* , I don't remember ...

Phoebe : Chloe, did you see Vicki eating the remote control ????????

Chloe (who loves Vicki sooo much !!) : Hmmmm, I don't remember ...

Phoebe *slams the hammer* and yells : Giving false statement in court will send you straight to jail !!!! Did you or did you not see Vicki eating the remote control ??? There were only 3 of us in the house when the crime took place. Moi can't be guilty cos moi am TOOTHLESS !!!

*bares my own teeth for the Judge (Marmee dearest) to see*
If Vicki is not guilty of the crime, then it must be you Coo coo girl who ate up the remote control !!!!!

Chloe scratches her head and thinks 'fug, i'm screwed!!!'.

Phoebe : So Coo coo girl, do you remember seeing Vicki eat the remote ?????

Chloe : I think so lah. Only her mouth is big enough to chew up that dam thing...

Vickie brawls her heart out and yelled 'TRAITOR !!!!!!!'

Phoebe to Marmee : Case closed. Shawlogde Melanie is GUILTY AS CHARGED, she ate up half your remote control !!!

Marmee : Hmmm, so if I need to listen to the hi-fi, where do I press ?? Her tummy ? Which nipple ???

The Witness

2006-09-16T11:15:00.000+08:00

The Witness - Chloe aka Coo coo girl.

The Accused

2006-09-16T11:13:00.000+08:00

The Accused - Shawlodge Melani aka Vickie Victoria aka Wiggy wiggy !

The Victim

2006-09-16T11:11:00.000+08:00

The Victim - Remote control for hi fi set.

Men !

2006-09-06T16:49:00.000+08:00

Rehoming Ad

2006-08-30T10:39:00.000+08:00

BEAUTIFUL GOLDEN TO BE REHOMED !!!???

Lovely 1 and half yr old female, unsterilised golden is looking for a good home.
Her name is Melani aka Vickie Victoria aka Vv aka Wiggy Wiggy.

She responds to any name you call her, its great cos you can call her anything you want !

Vickie has a distinctive pink nose so you won't lose her amongst a group of Goldens ! (all goldens look alike but ours is Special !!!!)

Vickie eats everything hence she is easy to feed (Just make sure you keep your pens and remote controls if you still want them).

Vickie's grandparents are Grand Champions !! My Daddy paid 2 grand for her and you are getting her FREE !!! (That's a damn good deal !)

She is absolutely gentle (MY FOOT !!!!) and good with children !!! (just make sure ya kids don't feed them cos they'll lose their hands !!! lolol !!!!)

She is easy to please, just give her lotsa water, food and aircon. You don't have to walk her !(but you cant return her to us if she becomes obese ok !!!)

Hmmm, now I just gota figure out where to place the ad without my daddy killing me ....

For laughs !

2006-08-28T10:41:00.000+08:00

Marketing Concepts.

A Professor was explaining marketing concepts to the Students:

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say : "I am very rich. Marry me!"
- That's Direct Marketing.

2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: "He's very rich. Marry him."
- That's Advertising.

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me."
- That's Telemarketing.

4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car) for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say: "By the way, I'm rich. Will you marry me?"
- That's Public Relations.

5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says: "You are very rich! Can you marry me?"
- That's Brand Recognition.

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: " I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
- That's Customer Feedback.

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband.
- That's demand and supply gap.

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she goes with him
- That's competition eating into your market share.

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your wife arrives.
- That's restriction for entering new markets.

Last night ..

2006-08-14T21:08:00.000+08:00

Last night in bed Marmee kicked me in the face !!

Phoebe : WTF ?!!!!!!!
Marmee : Sorry, accident !

I hopped onto her chest and stick my ass into her face !!!!!

She pushed me away and said 'get ya smelly arse outa my face !!!!!!!!!!!!!'

Next thing I know, I was almost flipped out of the bed !!!

Argggh !! Thats the problem with sleeping ON the blanket, Marmee flicks me away when she gets up at night !!!

Phoebe : WTFFFFFF ???
Marmee : Aiya, next time sleep on the other side lah.
Phoebe : The other side is Coo coo's space mah !
Marmee : Bopian lor ...

Feeling the need to go pee, I started to do my 'dancing' on the bed.
That's a cue for Phoebe the Great to be placed onto the floor so she can go pee pee !!!

Marmee : Pheeeeb, stop it !!

Damit, I need to pee pee !!!
Finally I knew what I had to do ...

Phoebe : MELANIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Marmee : lol, wtf ?!!

Vicki came running to my side of the bed and started a hurricane with her tail !!

La la la, now everybody is up and we all took a toilet break :)

When Chloe was a baby, she spent 1 month in the dog pen cos Marmee said she was too young to share the bed with us ... i.e. she will pee on the bed !!!

MOI shared the same bed with my Marmee and Daddy from Day 1 cos I knew
'Thou shall not pee and shit on the same place u eat or sleep !!'

Melani !!!!!!!!

2006-08-13T16:17:00.000+08:00

Hmmm, leme introduce Shawlodge Melani !!!
Whoa ha ha ha ha !!!!!!!

That's Vickie's REAL name !!!! Melani !!!
Apparently her Grandfather is a Grand Champion and her Great-Grandparents are Champions !!

Not bad at all. But I think the good genes got diluted along the way !!!
Vickie Victoria aka Shawlodge Melani is not good enough for dogshows ... Haiz, to think Marmee paid a bomb for her.

Might as well get a Coo coo girl !!
Chloe aka Coo coo, YORKISHIRE TERRIER (WITH NO PEDIGREE CERT) mauls goldens :)

Glamour pooch !!

2006-08-11T20:33:00.000+08:00

Bite me Tinkerbell !!!!!

SINGAPORE IDOL - JONATHAN LEONG !!!!!!!!!!!

2006-08-01T21:08:00.000+08:00

Its official. My Marmee have gone ABSOLUTELY MAD !!

Its the Singapore Idol thingy ...
She's crazy about Jonathan Leong !!!
And she says 'EVERYBODY MUST VOTE FOR JON !!!'

And did you know Jon is a dog lover ???
Awwwww, that makes me love him too !!!!!!!!

http://www.singaporeidol.com/jonathan.htm

My Marmee wanted to bid for his tee shirt ! But its frigging expensive at more than $300 !!
She got me Jay's Madonna book instead :)
Jay'c cute too !!!
But Jon wins cos Marmee loves 'mimi' eyes and juicy lips !!!
Ha ha ha ha !!

I'd like to meet his dog someday *winks*

Tiny police poochy !

2006-08-01T11:04:00.000+08:00

Wow. 7 months old Midge is training to be a police dog !
AWESOME !!

Midge is the newest recruit for the Ohio, Geauga County's K-9 unit. She's only 2.7kg and she will be joining the German Sheperds in drug detecting duties !

SOOOO COOL !

When I was young, I told my Marmee I wana be trained for Search and Rescue Missions !!
She refused :(
She said I was too small, and I was barely 1kg at age 1.
Anyway, thats the whole point ! I need to be small to get into crevices and tunnels to look for survivors !!!!!!!!

Haiz, my Marmee and Daddy were dead against it. They said I'll DIE if a stone fall on my head !!

BUT I'm so smart, I wana contribute !!! Maybe, let me be a drug sniffer !
LOL.
That came out wrong. Leme be a drug sniifer DOG ???!

Whatever ...

Vickie just got a beating !!
Whoa ha ha ha ha. She kept nudging Marmee to pet her, and Marmee's cup almost fell off the table...
So dumb !

iwant2befamous.com

2006-07-30T12:47:00.000+08:00

Today's Lifestyle said 'There are an estimated 50million blogs in cyberspace and every blogger has this aim : Read me. I want to be famous. The Age of Narcissism is well and truly upon us, but how healthy is it ?'

Well, whats narcissism ??

Narcissism describes the character trait of self love.
The word is derived from Greek mythology. Narcissus was a handsome Greek youth who rejected the desperate advances of the nymph Echo. As a punishment, he was doomed to fall in love with his own reflection in a pool of water. Unable to consummate his love, Narcissus pined away and changed into the flower that bears his name, the narcissus.

In moderation, narcissism is said to be an essential component of a healthy psyche.
In psychology and psychiatry, excessive narcissism can become pathological, or manifest itself as a severe personality disorder.
The word is often used as a pejorative, denoting vanity, conceit, egotism or simple selfishness. Applied to a social group, it is sometimes used to denote elitism or an indifference to the plight of others.

Firstly, I don't think everyone who blogs want to be famous ...
I want to be rich but not famous. Anyway, I admit. I AM NARCISSISTIC :) I love myself sooooooo much :) !!

Secondly, blogging is a great way to keep in touch with friends !! So who the hell said bloggers all wana be famous ???
Well, I know cam-whores are looking for fame, but not everyone puts photoshopped pics of themselves on their blogs.

Anyway, there are some really weird people on blog-o-sphere. One chinese thai gal claims to be a 'M2F transgirl lesbian'.
What the holy f*** is a M2F transgirl lesbian ???
Well, she says she is a 'lesbian trapped in a male body' !!! So is it a she or he ?? She refers to herself as she !! Whatever, go read http://blackbloodwhitelace.blogspot.com/ if you are interested in her confused sexuality ...

I am waiting for the day when blogspot starts asking for a fee. Nothing's for free DUH.

Tinkerbell Hilton

2006-07-22T11:37:00.000+08:00

A certain Miss Paris Hilton said 'I think every decade has an iconic blond - like Marilyn Monroe or Princess Diana - and right now, I'm the icon'

LOL. I think its more like 'I think every decade has an iconic DUMB blonde - and right now, I am that icon'.

Back to Tinkerbell Hilton.
Poor Tinkerbell was lost !! And her mummy offered just USD5k as reward for Tinkerbell to be found ?!! USD5k ???? For a Hilton dog ?!!
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2004/08/18/entertainment/main636766.shtml

Anyway, I think its because Paris have lost interest in Tinkerbell. http://www.nymetro.com/nymetro/news/people/columns/intelligencer/12484/index.html

She wants AN EVEN SMALLER DOG ?!!!!
Apparently, she is not happy that Tinkerbell can't fit into her birkin bag !
Wtf ???? Get a bigger bag !!!

Tinkerbell would have said the same thing.
Something tells me she is the smarter of the 2 Hiltons ...
Chihuahuas have really ugly bulging eyes, but God made up for the defect by giving them good brains :)

Will ???

2006-07-21T22:01:00.000+08:00

Phoebe - Marmee, I think you should write your will.
Marmee - Wtf ???

Phoebe - If you die, THEY will inherit your money and throw us into SPCA !!!
Marmee - OMFG, you are a genius !!

Phoebe - Hmmm, I suggest you set up a trust ! Get the trustee to give us a home and $30 allowance everyday ??
Marmee took out her calculator and worked the sums ...
Marmee - WTF !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! $30 a day for the next 10 years is $100k !!! How bout I will you my bags and you get someone to sell them next time ???

Phoebe the Great - WTF ???????

The Fight ...

2006-07-20T17:15:00.000+08:00

The Fight Part 1 -
Marmee gave Vickie her chew toy (raw hide, above right) ...
Chloe dashed for it while Vickie dropped it for a drink !!
Fight starts !!
WALAU, yorkies are dam feirce leh ! For a moment, I thought Chloe was gona win !!!
Chloe jumped up to attack and bite Vickie's ears etc while Vickie growled and hang on to her raw hide !!

Marmee stopped the fight and Vickie went off gleefully with her trophy.
Feeling bad for Chloe, Marmee went and gave her a doggy snack (above left) ...

Vickie came and saw !!

The Fight Part 2 -
WALAU !!!
This time, Vickie was so fierce !!! She dropped her raw hide and attacked Chloe !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I thought CHloe was gona die :(

Marmee had to grab hold of Vickie with both hands before anybody gets killed !!!

The End -
Marmee kept the doggy snack and the raw hide ...
La la la.
It was exciting watching The Fight :)

Marmee never gives me any doggy snacks cos I eat too slow and always kena attacked by unscrupulous b*tches :(

The MOST IMPORTANT lesson from World CUp 2006 !!!!

2006-07-14T11:01:00.000+08:00

Haiz, poor Zizou ..
For the clueless non-WCers. Zinedine Zidane (Zizou) from France, was sent off with a red card for head-butting Italian defender Marco Materazzi (MM) during the last 10min of the extra time playoff ...

BUT, he still won the GOLDEN BALL award cos ... the votes were cast before the red card and secondly, he did play well throughout the World Cup !
Zizou is one of the world's best footballer, and this World Cup is his last. The whole of France wept when he got sent off in shame over the head-butting accident ...

Firstly, what's a headbutt ???

A headbutt is a strike with the head, typically involving the use of robust parts of the cranium as area of impact. Effective headbutting revolves around striking a sensitive area with a less sensitive area, such as striking the nose of an opponent with the forehead.
A misplaced headbutt can cause more damage to the headbutter than the headbuttee. (thks wikipedia !!)

Anyway, its a sad way to end his career. He's apologised with a 'I'm sorry, but I have no regrets'. Zizou claimed MM used vile language to insult his mother and sister and he can't tahan hence he head-butted the provokee in the chest !
Hmmm, what should I say ??

For you kids out there, the most important lesson from this World Cup is 'NO MATTER WAT WAS SAID TO PROVOKE YOU, YOU SHOULD NEVER RETALIATE WITH VIOLENCE'
Much less on International tv, in front of billions of viewers...

When you end up in the police station for hitting someone, your reason for the punch 'he scolded my mother, father, country, etc, i.e. he provoked me !!!' will not hold up. You will still be in the wrong, and he will get his last laugh :(

What Zizou could have done :

1) Grin, slap him on the back and say 'Do all italians have tiny wankers like u ????'

2) After you did (1), pull down his pants after the World Cup to check !!!!
And when he complains, you say 'MM wanted me to have his pants !!!'

3) Or do the unthinkable ... DO nothing at all !!!
Then after the World Cup, send the mafia to smash his face, break his jaws and then keep his teeth in a bottle as trophy :)

Its not just a game ...

2006-07-10T12:50:00.000+08:00

Lessons from the World Cup (from The Straits Times)

GERMANY - When the whole country gets behind a project, GREAT things happen.

France - Skill is useful and leadership critical, but heart and desire often separate winners from losers.

Brazil - Nothing comes easy in life.

England - Hype is often a double-edged sword.

Ukraine - Stumbling at the first hurdle is part of the wash-rinse-and-dry cycle of life.

Italy - The human spirit is resilient.

Switzerland - You have to take risks to prosper.

Australia - Sport, like life, can be unfair.

Spain - Not everyone fulfils their purpose or potential in life.

World Cup 2006 is finally over !
Italy took home the World Cup, France is runner up and Germany is 3rd !!!

Oliver Kahn got to play his last world cup in the 3rd place match.
I was so happy, I wept with tears of joy :) He will be retiring after this ...

OUCH :(

2006-07-02T13:25:00.000+08:00

The good news - England is finally out of World Cup !! HOORAY !!!! England's Loony got a RED card after he stomp on Portugal defender's groin .... OUCH !
I gota say Loony's a bad looser, poor sportmanship !! Someone should give him a kick in the groin ...

The bad news - Brazil is also out of World Cup ..
WaaaaaaaaaAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAaaaaaaaaaaaaa *sobs my heart out*
WaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa !!!!
Brazil lost to France 1-0
Shit happens, thats all I can say :(
Time to hang up my jersey .... WaaaaaaaaaaaaAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAaaaaaaaaaaaa !!!

Dumped old love, got New love !!!

2006-06-30T12:03:00.000+08:00

IT'S FINAL !!
I AM DUMPING OLIVER KAHN !!!!
Did you know he left his pregnant wife for a 'german paris hilton' ?!!! AWWWW, what kinda man does such a thing ???? I read that in ST Life today :( His new girlfren is a barmaid who loves skimpy clothes and they are known as the Beckhams of Schwabing, often wearing matching outfits to attend parties ?!! ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww !!!

My new LOVE :)
German coach (above in red) Juergen Klinsmann !!!
Jurgen Klinsmann ranks as one of the most successful German footballers of all time. He laid hands on the FIFA World Cup™ Trophy at the 1990 tournament in Italy, before captaining his country to the 1996 UEFA European Championship in England.
Aw, he is soooo tall and handsome :)

CAT KILLER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-06-28T11:15:00.000+08:00

DAMIT !!!
The cat abuser at Bedok North has struck again ! Kitty Blue Eyes had to be put to sleep cos she suffered from brain damage and got knows what other injuries. She was bleeding from the mouth and couldn't move when she was found... Poor kitty !!!!
I call her Blue Eyes cos she has the most beautiful aqua blue eyes ...

*sob* *sob* *sob* waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah :(

People who abuse and kill animals will move to to 'bigger' things like murder !!
ANIMAL ABUSERS SHOULD BE PUT TO SLEEP BEFORE THEY DO MORE HARM !!!!!!!!!!
Don't waste tax payers money by keeping them in jail. CULL THEM !!!!!!!!!!!

May you Rest in peace Blue Eyes ...

He ain't heavy, he is my BROTHER !!

2006-06-24T12:02:00.000+08:00

Yada, I am referring to Ronaldo aka Ah Pui in this 2006 World Cup.

He is my brother cos we are both fat mah !!

After dissappointing performances in the first 2 matches, the real RONALDO is finally back ! He scored 2 goals in the last match against Japan. Final score for Brazil vs Japan 4-1 !!

Keep up the Samba !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BRAZIL !! BRAZIL !! BRAZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL !!!

Anyway, for those of you who are wondering, Brazil vs Australia was a 2-0 :)

Hmmm, with England's Looney abit paikah, and Michael Owen INJURED and sent home *gasp* (Aw its so sad cos I do love Owen, he is so GOOD LOOOKING !!!)

I ain't have to worry about going vegetarian - England won't be meeting Brazil at all ... COS ENGLAND will BE GOING HOME VERY SOON !! WHOA HA HA HA HA !!!!!!

Ok. England fans - BITE ME !!!

Brazil !! Brazeeeeeel !!!

2006-06-18T23:51:00.000+08:00

BRAZIL VS AUSTRALIA

Match is starting in 10 min !!

If Brazil don't win by at least 2 goals, I think I will THROW AWAY MY JERSEY !!!

Okie, time to watch the match :)

World Cup Commentary ...

2006-06-16T14:10:00.000+08:00

2 metre tall England striker Peter Crouch, finally got his first World Cup goal last night !!

2m tall !!! Aiyo, during the first match (England vs Paraguay), he was slapping people and kicking them accidentally cos his limbs were too long. I almost felt sorry watching him kena so many times from the referee ...

Marmee : If Phoebe plays soccer, she will be a coach, shouting at people on the field ...

Daddy : Yalor, Phoebe very bossy ..

Few seconds later ..

Marmee : If Vickie plays soccer, she will be scoring own goal ...

Phoebe : WHOA HA HA HA HA !!!

Daddy rolls his eyes and asks 'Chloe leh ?'

Marmee thinks hard ..

Marmee : Chloe would make a fantastic striker if she can get her sense of direction right. She cheong very fast but usually dunno where she is going ...

*holds my stomach and roll on the floor laughing*

p.s. I get tummy pain from watching world cup ...

World Cup Update !!

2006-06-15T20:19:00.000+08:00

GERMANY - 6 points so far !

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO OLIVER KAHN !!!!!!!!
Ollie was born on 1969, 15 June.

Dam, I don't know why he is the No 2 ?!! Goalkeeper.
He's been dropped to No2 for WHAT ??? So the current No 1 LEHMANN can let in 2 goals to moronic Costa Rica ???

Germany made it to the World Cup finals in 2002 BECAUSE OF KAHN !!!
Damit, he should be NUMBER ONE !!!!!!!!!!

I need to go pop a xanax ...

BRAZIL

Ronaldo - confirmed fat !!!

But without Ronaldo, Brazil can still win the World Cup lah ... so Marmee up her stakes to $20 today !!!

MY BET - BRAZIL, GERMANY, ARGENTINA !!

If not, it could be Spain or England ... just hope not ...

Dam Dog-nappers !!!

2006-06-09T11:27:00.000+08:00

I was reading the Sunday Times from 3 weeks ago (before I take a pee on the papers, I sometimes read them !!!)

And I realise this golden called Blazer was kidnapped in Serangoon Gardens !!! WTF !!
The owners put up posters and after 19 days, they found Blazer in their neighbour's house ?!!

Dam these dog-nappers ! IF YOU WANT A DOG, GO SPCA AND ADOPT ONE !!!

Last time, when Marmee was young, they had a pekingnese named Lily.
Lily's a sweet old bitch, she always come and curl up on your lap if you sit on the floor.
Lily was lost and never found. Thing is they actually saw a Lily-lookalike in a terrace near their home !! Anyway, Marmee said they never tried to claim her because they don't have proof that Lily is their dog :(

If I ever get stolen, NOBODY WILL EVER RETURN MOI cos I AM TOO PRETTY.
Well, its true that looks count ..

Anyway, what happened with Blazer is, they heard his bark and it sounded familiar. When they stood outside the house and shouted 'Blazer', he responded !! Aw, what a smartypants !!!
The neighbours said Blazer is a gift from their friends ?!! Blazer's mummy and daddy had to call AVA to help them get their dog back !!!

SEE WHAT I MEAN ?!!
ALL DOGS SHOULD GET MICROCHIPPED !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vicki is so dumb, I bet she would forget her own name in a day.
When Marmee n Daddy go 'Wiggy Wiggy !!!', Vicki will go 'HAR ???'

lol ... dumbass ...

If England beats Brazil ....

2006-06-06T11:20:00.000+08:00

Today David Beckham said 'we'll beat Brazil'.

I SAY 'IF ENGLAND BEATS BRAZIL, I WILL TURN VEGETARIAN !!!!!!'

Brazil is the mother of all football team, beckham gota be sleep talking ...

My 3 Rs : Ronaldino, Ronaldo and Rivaldo !
Dam, I can't seem to find a pic of Rivaldo ... by the way, the cute botak is Ronaldo :)

DAM> WHY DID THE PHOTO COME OUT SO SMALL ????????????

BRAZIL MUST WIN THE WORLD CUP THIS TIME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I need to go pop a xanax before I pop a blood vessel ...

WORLD CUP FIFA !! or fever ??

2006-06-05T11:18:00.000+08:00

OMFG.

My favourite Goalie - Oliver Kahn !!
Captain of Germany Team. This is a mug shot, but he looks better on the field. Best of all, HE NEVER LETS ANY BALLS IN !!!!!!!!!

oLLIE oLLIE oLLIE ALL THE WAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lol. his jersey is no. 12 !!

OMFFFFG.

The cutest Asian footballer award goes to NAKATA Hidetoshi from Japan !!!
Dam, I cant seem to get his picture in. BUT HE IS HOT !!!!!

I need a xanax, I am hyperventilating...

X-MEN III - THE LAST STAND

2006-06-04T11:39:00.000+08:00

MYSTIQUE - She RocKs !!!!!! Great bod !!! Looks better blue than human !!

STORM - Nice hair, nice contact lenses !!!

The rest are Lame ... especially the blue furry thing called BEAST. Btw, that's kelsey grammer in case you can't recognise that face !! Whoa ha ha ha ha !!

Next up - WORLD CUP 2006 !!
RoAaaaaaaaaaRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR !!

I am FAT !!!

2006-05-26T22:14:00.000+08:00

I greeted my Marmee's homecoming with a Frenzy of wheezing, snorting, choking and jumping !!!

MY MARMEE IS HOME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Look what she got me !! A nice t-shirt from Tokyo !
Its fricking expensive, I shall not reveal the price ... lolol.

Marmee bought food for Chloe and Vicki, how appropriate !! They don't look good in clothes anyway ...

There's a slight problem though ... I look kinda fat in the t shirt !!
Damit. Marmee bought the XS size. She said there's no more S !!! Damit !!!! Now I have to decide if I wana go on a diet or look like a fat sausage each time I wear this t-shirt ....

DRAMA MAMMA ...

2006-05-19T10:09:00.000+08:00

Marmee : Pheeeb, promise Marmee you will stay ALIVE and waity for me to be back !! Marmee will be going Tokyo from Friday night to Wednesday night OK !!!
Don't worry, Daddy will be around !!

*HOLDS ME TIGHT TO HER BOSOM* and started a rendition of 'Marmee's bosom girl ???!!'

WTF ... Please don't suffocate Her Royal HigHness Phoebe the Great with your bosom. She aint wana die so young.

AND truthfully, I have no wish to drop dead everytime my Marmee goes overseas, somehow she just gets the idea that I will DIE when she is not around ?????!

Vicki's gonna be spending the next few days at Jojo's house, blissSSssss ......

The lamest breed of all !!

2006-05-17T10:02:00.000+08:00

Goldens must be the mother of all lameness ...

Just look at Vicki !!! All Marmee had to do was loop the harness round her and sling the leash on the door, she will be outa action ?!!

AIYO, where's the fighting spirit ???

Workmen came to service the aircons today, Marmee locked me in the room and Chloe was in the cage kicking up a storm. And Vicki sat there with a worried face ?!!

Its a good thing we live in a condo, if we ever move to a landed, I am going to demand for a better guard dog !!
A dog like MIKO will be good, I just gota to be careful I don't get mistaken for a kitty and get mauled by HIM - ThE KiLler of aLL Kitties N OTheR Lookalikes !!

Grooming AGAIN !!

2006-05-14T11:07:00.000+08:00

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeks. Its time for grooming again !!!
Marmee is sending me for full grooming, she says my hair is too long !
I like long hair !!!!!!!!!!
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Anyway, Marmee is into 'looking young' these days. She says short hair makes me look younger ?!! wtf ...

TO ALL MUMMIES - HAPPY MOTHERS' DAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I will never be a mummy cos 1) I am still a virgin, 2) I think I have gone menopausal ... lol.
From the time I was one year old, my Marmee said I myst never have babies cos I am too small !!! Whatever, at least my body still looks good :) Mummy dog has hanging tummy and titties !!!

Mummy dog Sweetpea has found a home :)
Thank you auntie Peggy for helping !! A family adopted her on Wednesday night.
Marmee and Daddy were afraid the family may end up bringing her back ... But so far, no news is good news !!
Daddy loves Sweetpea cos she is VERY MANJA !!!

Hmmm, free golden up for adoption !!

2006-05-10T12:16:00.000+08:00

I think my Daddy is gona kill me for this, but for the sake of our sanity, I gota do the RIGHT thing and REHOME VICKI !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

VICKI IS DRIVING US CRAZEEEEEEEEE !!!

She just got a beating by the way :)
She chewed up Marmee's Pain Relief card... It cost like $100 ok !!!
http://www.equationnano.com.sg/painrelief.htm
My Marmee needs it for her neckpain and tmj !!

Vicki's been acting up. Yesterday, she chewed off a corner of our blanket. And today, she destroyed my Marmeee's pain card !
I think she is mad, she jumps onto the bed when we are not looking and basically look for things to bite !!

On top of that, every night she wakes my Daddy up at least 2 or 3 times !!
She needs to peepee and wants my Daddy to bring her out !!!
WTF !!! If you can't hold your bladder, don't drink so much !!!!!!!!!!!!!! And be smart like moi, peepee before you go to bed can ???
She is so dumb you know. She drinks so much before bedtime, and after that she keep wanting to go toilet !!!!!!!!!!!!

I need to go pop a xanax ...

More on Sweetpea later :)

Mummy dog needs a home !!

2006-05-08T22:13:00.000+08:00

OK. I know this is a bad foto, but Marmee says she can't take a close up face shot of 'SWEETPEA' cos she's scared of the flash !!

Haiz, we almost couldn't get Sweetpea out of the SPCA :(
When Marmee and Daddy went there this evening, she was very very frightened, backed into a corner and growled at everybody.
The guy working there says the environment does things to dogs. Some were tame when they came in but becomes aggressive cos they are scared and there were so many dogs barking and workers handling them ...
Sweetpea spent 4 nights in SPCA, she must have been traumatised ...

SPCA said if we can't get her to go with us by tomorrow morning, they'll not let us take her out. Daddy was very upset, he said there's no way Sweetpea will make it, she will sure get culled if we don't take her out !!
Thank God Marmee brought food !
We had salmon + meat + rice for dinner and Marmee packed some for her.

They fed her and after much coaxing, she was less hostile. I think us dogs just need to feel the love and trust of the handlers.
Daddy carried her to the car and she was ok with it. Marmee sat with her and Sweetpea kept looking out the window, her heart was beating very fast the whole time.
They brought her to Auntie Peggy's petshop at 258 Tanjong Katong Road and let her smell and roam the whole shop. She was still darting here and there and always looking to run away. The photo above was taken when she was looking out the door and looking to escape.

Auntie Peggy is very good with dogs, I think Sweetpea will be fine. However, we need to find her a new home urgently. Its not good for a dog to be moved around so many times. She'd have no idea where is her real home ! Not to mention she got thrown out by her owners :(

The vet at SPCA examined her this morning. He said she is healthy but very very thin. She just gave birth 2 months ago and its likely she got thrown away after she had nursed her puppies. They probably wanted the puppies but not the mummy :(
The vet gave her an injection, and he said she just needs lotsa good food to get her health back.

Sweetpea has a sweet demeanour. Marmee and daddy has no name for her, they called her 'GIRL'. Wtf, she is not a girl, she is a mummy dog ! When you whistle or call 'girl come !', she will run to you.

I call her Sweetpea cos its better than calling her girl !!

I hope this smartypants will find someone who will love her and take her in. Daddy says she is sweet mannered, you just gota win her trust. She was so scaredy cat, everytime a dog barks, she runs to Daddy !!! I can only imagine how terrible it was for her in the SPCA, the dogs were all barking non stop ...

I am glad we got her out. I pray hard for someone to come forward and adopt her. Us dogs don't ask for much, we only ask for love and affection from our owners ...

Please leave your contacts here at the tagboard or email me at pheeeb@hotmail.com if you wish to consider adopting her.

As to what breed she is, we are guessing she is a Pom crossed with Shetland sheepdog !!

HELP THE POOR DOGS !!!!!!!!!

2006-05-07T13:14:00.000+08:00

Hmmm, I think we just killed a dog :(
I hope not, but Marmee says she wana go take the 'mummy dog' out asap, that means tomorrow if she can !
If not, the poor smartpants will probably end up culled (culled means put to sleep, i.e. killed by lethal injection) !!

ASD said there can't take in anymore dogs at the moment so we need to find her a home ASAP.

Last time I checked ASD website, there are 67 dogs looking for a home !!

Be kind and adopt a dog. Some of them are really cute !! http://www.asdsingapore.com/index.php?option=com_wrapper&Itemid=60

http://www.spca.org.sg/adoption/adoption.asp

Marmee is feeling depressed. She said everytime she looks at us and see us to happy, she'd feel bad for the less fortunate dogs :(

What to do ?? I believe in Karma. Do good and remember to be kind always !

In conversation ...

2006-05-05T11:20:00.000+08:00

Vicki : I dunno why mummy keeping hitting my head leh.
Phoebe : Cos u are stupid. She ask you to sit, but you dont sit, so she hit your head lor ...
Vicki : I wana sleep on the bed like you and coo coo !
Phoebe : Can. But you gota kill yourself then come back as a yorkie !!
Vicki : HUH ???
Phoebe : Bopian, goldens don't get to sleep on beds. You very heng you get to sleep in aircon room ah. Other goldens sleep in the garden !! Goldens = Gardens duh !! Same same !
Vicki : Yesterday that dog we rescued look very poor thing leh. She so skinny and so frightened, keep running on the road and the cars all stop !
Phoebe : Same dog different life mah .. You are good life golden ! Sparky have to sleep in the garden with MIKO ah !!
Vicki : Maybe mummy will wana adopt that poor doggy... What do you think ?
Phoebe : Yes. We can exchange you for her ... How about that ?
Vicki : HAR ???????????

few minutes later ...

Vicki : Where is coocoo ??
Phoebe : Died ...
Vicki : HAR ???????????
Phoebe : You so stupid leh. Its raining, she went to hide LAH !!!!!!
Vicki : Oh I see ...
Phoebe : Aiyo, can you talk less and sleep more ???

MISSION IMPOSSIBLE III

2006-05-03T20:23:00.000+08:00

Mi3 ROCKS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Its all action and no brain, rather not much thinking cos the plot is thin !!

Tom Cruise - OMG, he is so handsome !! But he really need to fix his teeth !!!
Michelle Monaghan - Julie, Tom's wife in the show. Its freaky how much she resembles Katie Holmes ...lol
Maggi Q - Agent Zhen. She is soooooooo BEAUTIFUL !! But she can't do action films, she needs to bulk up, i.e. build up more muscles ... she looks so darn flail ?!! I wonder how she got the role ...
Kerri Russell - Agent Lindsey. She is much better than Maggie Q but she died in first 10 min..
Laurence Fishburne - He needs chemical peel and lotsa dermabrasion for that face. Plus braces to fix that gap in his 2 front teeth :)

http://www.missionimpossible.com/

Poor Jasper the maltese :(

2006-05-01T11:15:00.000+08:00

EeeeeeeeeeeeeeeKs. An11 mth old maltese called Jasper got castrated in a grooming accident !
OUCH OUCH OuCH :(

Apparently he was left alone in the groomer's blowdry 'oven' and ended up burnt and with heatstroke ! Poor kid was hospitalised for 9 days and had operations to fix his burnt leg and fried balls ! Awwwwww !!!!!!!

Apparently the groomer went out to buy food while poor Jasper was getting 'fried' in the oven !! Dam, I hate being in that oven too. But thank god, usually Bernard or somebody will be around will I am inside getting blown dry !!!

Gota ask Marmee to remind Bernard not to get me killed in the dam oven, that will be a sad way to die !!!

On a lighter note, have you ever sat back and think about what your mummy or daddy say to u OVER and OVER AGAIN ????

Marmee always goes 'Pheeeeeb, STOP EATING !!!! '
Lol, yada, I know I am turning into a fat cat ... but I eat when I am bored !!

For Baobi it will be 'Baozhing, don't use your fingers !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'
Lol, she loves to use her hands with food ... lolol !!

Carina - 'SIT PROPERLY !!!!' either that or its 'MIND YOUR LANGUAGE OK !!'
Zara - 'EEEEEEEEEEEAT your DINNER !!!!'

Thank God its Labour Day :)
Happy wedding anniversary to Auntie and Uncle Yeo !!!

I am still hungry ...

2006-04-25T17:55:00.000+08:00

When Marmee first started us on the 'Eat well and Live longer' regime, we were having salmon PLUS pork and broccoli with rice !

Then after awhile, it become pork and carrot with rice ... Next came salmon with rice.

And finally today we had 'fish' and carrot with rice ?!!!

I don't know what fish that is, but it aint got any taste :(
And its white !! Us dogs are colourblind ya know ! All I see is a plate of white stuff and bits of carrot !! LAMENESS !!!

If you wana give us fish and rice, at least have the decency to give something tasty like salmon !!!
And we very much prefer 2 MEAT and 1 Vege plus rice ! Thank you very much ! If I am not wrong, thats what you get at hawker centres ...

Marmee went Parkway Parade for grocery shopping today, but she came home with NO grocery !!! And the reason is 'the queue was too long at the supermarket ...'
Wtf, if Burger King got long queue, are you going to eat pretzels for lunch ???? LAMENESS !!!!!!!!

P.s.
Lameness is Baobi's favourite word if you exclude the profanties :)
And pretzels is Baobi's favourite diet food ... lol

And leme tell ya something funny !! When Baobi was younger like when she was 5 years old, she loves to stick round things into her nostrils, eg marbles and peanuts !!!!!!!
Whoa ha ha ha ha !!

P.s. Again
I hate to walk around with rice stuck on my beard :(
Thats the second most irritaing thing about eating rice - The most irritating being having rice up my nostrils !! I aint Baobi :)

101 Reasons to hate Golden Retrievers !!

2006-04-21T16:52:00.000+08:00

'All things bright and beautifuuuul, all creatures BIG and smaaaaaall
All things wide and wonderfuuuuul, the Lord God made them all ...'

Sometimes I wonder what God is thinking when He created golden retrievers.
And I know Ah Thio is going 'WHY GOD ??? WHY ????' everyday he gets a sniff of Sparky's poopoo :)

101 Reasons to hate golden retreivers :

1) They eat curtains !!
LOL, I don't know about the rest but Vicki does eat curtains :) And for your info, curtains can't be digested cos she shaits them out the very next day !!
Marmee's mad cos her curtain is getting shorter and shorter ...

2) They are highly destructive !!
Marmee says she hates to be the first one to reach home cos she never know what mess Vicki has created !!!
Vicki ALWAYS takes out the chiling to play the moment no one is at home. (fyi - Chilings are fengshui horseys also known as unicorns !!)
She takes BOTH from the yard and chews on them ... its made of metal so theres not much damage.
However, I am starting to believe that our good fengshui is greatly affected as a result of the HOLY chilings getting mutilated EVERYDAY by the dam dog in the DOG YEAR !!!
This is another good reason to rehome Vicki ...

3) They can't seem to aim properly !!
Haiz, in short, she always pee pee outside of her pee pee tray lah ... Its a real nightmare cos she drinks ALOT and everytime she pees, its like 2 full cups of urine !!
Us yorkies pee 10 X less, and we aim well :)

4) They spoil market !!
Goldens are way too friendly !! Whats with the jumping and the wagging of tail at strangers ?!! I don't get it ...

5) They shed hair ...
Vicki shed so much hair, Marmee has to pick out golden hair outa her maggi mee .. lol.. Everytime it gets windy, gigantic hairballs will form and roll across the living room !! Its a funni sight watching Vicki chase and eat them, and Marmee screaming 'NO WIGGY !!! NOOOOOOOOO !'

La la la. I got this feeling God made goldens to make us yorkies look GOOOD :)

Phoebe the Great ... Pug ??

2006-04-17T10:07:00.000+08:00

Marmee says her next dog will be a pug ?!!
Phoebe : Why pug ?
Marmee : Cos they are small and hairless and that makes them easy to maintain ...
Ask Baobi and she will say ' cos they sing and talk like in Men In Black !!'

The pic above, is that a pug or a bulldog ?? I can't ever figure it out, they all have flat faces ya know !!! Anyway, my Marmee better think twice, pugs look cute when young but they are fugly when they grow up.

Read the Straits Times today, 3 puppies died of Parvovirus and they were all from the same petshop. The petshop owner said the dogs were okay in the shop, but when the owners take them home, they died ... the virus could be from their homes.
Lmao !!! Reminds me of Vicki when she first came come. Vicki had diarrhoa when she was in the petshop, and the next day after she got home, she developed a cough and the diarrhoa continued !!! Guess what, Vicki's petshop did not pay for the full hospitalistion bills, they only paid half out of 'goodwill' !!
Yada, and who is going to compensate my Marmee and daddy for the sleepless nights and the cleaning of the laosai everyday for 2 weeks ???

Viruses all have an incubation period of a few days. There's no way you bring the pup home today, and tomorrow it falls sick and you blame it on 'the virus' in the owner's house !!

Well, I can totally understand why the 3 pup owners are so distressed. Its not just about the money, its very saddening and tiring to take care of a sick dog and eventually see it die !!
Money aside, can you imagine how sad it is to watch your dog in the hospital, see it weak and in pain, and not be able to do anything to make it feel better ??!

Aw, I hate to think Marmee will see me in that state when I am old :(
She visited Jack the Collie once and saw so many sick dogs in the hospital ! They are all in the cages and had drips to keep them alive. Oh god, I never wana get there !! Marmee, just let me go fast and painlessly ok !!!!

Anyway, Marmee said 'If anyone of you drop dead, I am going to get a pug next. And the pug will have the same name as the deceased ...'
Phoebe the Great Pug ... thats just great !!!

REMEMBER to buy your puppies from reliable petshops !!
Example : GEN PET STYLIST at 258 Tanjong Katong Rd. Tel 6440-5779 . Look for Peggy or Bernard !!
Coo coo was bot from them ! This coo coo girl was never sick and she will likely outlive all of us ...
Oh, and Bernard my groomer is the best stylist around !!! They have a shitzhu, and he turned it into a pug looking thingy !! Lolol !! Thats Dengue ... the Men In Black dog :)

Fried rice anyone ??

2006-04-12T13:14:00.000+08:00

OMFG ! We just had fried rice for lunch !!! Marmee had wanted to make us fried eggs and add it to rice, then she decided to throw the rice in to fry as well :)
Its yummy. I finished my whole bowl of fried rice !

Thanks to Vicki, we are eating better these days. Marmee says eat well and live longer, I guess she doesn't want us to drop dead from kidney failure or whatever ...

I am getting fat though :(
But well, so is Vicki !!

We get to eat lunch these days cos Vicki has this perpetual hungry look on her face !! Marmee says she feels very bad if she eats lunch and don't feed us ! Lol. No wonder we are all getting fat !
For dinner, we usually have rice with broccoli (or carrot) with fish AND meat :)
I love it ! My only complain is the rice gets into my nostril ...

Sleep fighting ??

2006-04-11T22:08:00.000+08:00

Last night in bed ...

Marmee : Your Chloe almost killed my Phoebe last night !! She doesn't sleep, walks around looking for Phoebe to start a fight !!

Daddy : No lah, Phoebe was having bad dreams, she kept growling so Chloe went to fight her lor. Its a misunderstanding !

Marmee : What misunderstanding ?? Your dog keep attacking my dog ah !!!

Daddy : ok ok ...

ZZZzzzZZZzzzzzzz

Within less than half an hour, Chloe sniffed me out and jumped on me !!! This happened twice. Even if I hid under the sheets, she went underneath to fight me !!

Marmee got fedup, at 2.30 am, she went into the living room, took the cane, came back into the room and waved her cane at us screeching 'Fight some more ?? I CANE CANE !!!!'

Ok ok, we get the idea ...

I dunno why, but we have fought from the day Chloe came home. Once when she was about 2 and half months old, she stick her paw at me and I took a bite !!
I kinda 'crippled' her !! It was soooooo funni ! She limped like a 3 legged dog for 2 weeks :)

I need to hire a killer ..

2006-04-10T15:04:00.000+08:00

Hi Carina, I think you will also be cuter if you talk less :)

I AM A DOG, I BARK TO CONVEY MY MESSAGE !!!!!
Chloe doesn't bark but she BITES. And trust me, one day I am going to kill her !!!
Gota figure out how to do it though ... Maybe hire Vicki to do the job. Hee hee.

Chloe and I fought 4 times last night ! It was mad, but this Chloe is unscrupulous ! She attacks me at night when I am sleeping ! 4 TImes !!! Can you believe it ? Its a miracle I din't get killed :(

Marmee and daddy had to hold on to each of us cos everytime they fall asleep, Chloe sneaks up and pounce on moi ! What a b*tch ...

Is this cute or sick ?

2006-04-04T14:31:00.000+08:00

Zara called Marmee this morning and said she should not have called Jodie a bitch...

BITCH - is a word, it means female dog.
Just like cock is a male chicken and a fat sow is a fat female pig !!

If people choose to use such words to hurt others, its just too bad. If you call someone a pig, he may laugh it off, but if you use that same word on a Malay, he'd be real offended ...

Its how you choose interprete it.
Baobi's first response was 'YOU ARE SICK !' when she saw this pic of the kitty on the puppy ... Its not sick, its cute ! Its how you choose to interpret it ...

Marmee loves this brand See By Chloe. Once she wore the tee shirt to mama's house, and guess what Carina said 'EEEEkkks Seeby, thats a bad word !!' And she spent the whole night harping on it ... Haiz ... God help us !

Cyber Dogs in www !!

2006-04-02T11:51:00.000+08:00

My heart stopped when I read the Life section in today's Sunday Times. There are alot of dog blogs or dlogs around ?!!
Hmmm, after checking out those dlogs, I must say that I still am the prettiest dlogger around :)

The Straits Times reporter wrote 'most of the dloggers are childless married couples. Could their dlogs be a showcase of their pampered 'replacement children' then ?'

I gota add, my Marmee is childless AND jobless. Muah ha ha ha ha !! Hmmm, thats mean ... Sorry Marmee !

I seriously don't know why the whole world is caught up with having children. Does being childless in a marriage means your marriage is incomplete ? Can't people have dogs as kids ? My Marmee and Daddy are perfectly happy with no kids, and I totally support their decision :)

Hmmm, gota say we are perfectly happy till Vicki came home lah. Vicki drops sooo much hair, she is driving everybody crazeeee. Marmee says she wana start us on a fish and rice and vege diet ?!! Some auntie told her that dogs who eat fish and rice have beautiful hair ?!! Wtf, I like fish but I am quite sure Chloe won't be eating them anytime. Chloe is 100% meat eater, Moi is abit like a cat, I like fish !! Vicki is the rubbish dump, she eats EVERYTHING :)

There's something about golden retrievers ... See the pic (above) from http://jaffeprt.blogspot.com/

Its a 'obedience competition' where dogs are supposed to sit still for 1 minute. Did you notice that most of the contestants are Golden retrievers ?????????? *rolls my eyes* Yada, I know what you are thinking, only goldens are dum enough to sit still like a moron ... If Vicki takes part, she will happily lie down and make herself comfortable and go home with the trophy !!!

Phoebe the Great Dane ... in her next life ?!!

2006-04-01T17:26:00.000+08:00

Marmee scolded me :(
She said I am stupid ! I always lose fights but I still wana fight !???

Am I really stupid ? Just because you lose, does it mean you should stop trying ?

Aw :( Next life I wana come back as a great dane ... if not, let me be a pitbull !!
I don't want to be a pretty dog, I want to win fights !!!!!!!

Oooooh, by the way, Marmee went for a funeral last night. She said gong gong was drinking kopi and eating peanuts at the funeral, when suddenly a BuLb went up in his head !
Gong gong says he wana start a business selling doggie funeral stuff !
Lmao !!! If humans can burn money and houses for the dead, why can't they do the same for their pets ????

I know my gong gong is a smarty pants :)

Please Marmee Please !!

2006-03-31T10:26:00.000+08:00

Please Marmee please don't call me Peep peep ! Chloe is Coo coo, Vicki is Wiggy wiggy. I don't wana be Peep peep !!! I am PHOEBE THE GReaT YoRKIE !!

Moi is a smarty pants !! I knew how to fetch when I was 3 months old !! See !!! I got prooof !!! I was fearless, when Marmee throw the squeaky ball, I dash for it !

Once Marmee kicked the ball and it went smack on my face ! Damn, I saw stars ... And Marmee rolled over laughing her head off.
Wtf, thats cruel :(

Chloe's baby pics !

2006-03-28T17:01:00.000+08:00

Its a dog blog !! I must post doggy pictures !! Its a dog blog !! I must post doggy pictures !!

This is Chloe when she was just 2 months old !
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
She looked like a teddy bear when she was young, so small, soooooooooo cute and sooooo black :)

Marmee kept her in the enclosure in the living room every night cos she was too young, not toilet trained and we were scared she will pee pee on OUR bed !!
Hmmm, for the records, I slept on Marmee's bed from DAY One. Cos I am a smarty pants, I never pee in my own bed :)

Chloe slept on her own for about a month. During the time she spent in the enclosure, she'd wake up early in the morning and SING !!!
Yes, she SINGS !!! Bloody hell, what kinda dog makes such loud wails every single morning at 6am ??? And she shreds the newspaper till they look like confetti !!!
We have to wake up early every morning cos of her singing ... and Marmee gota let her out and clean up the mess she made !

More pictures later...
Its starting to rain now and Chloe has gone mute and is now shivering on Marmee's lap. She turns into chicken shait everytime it rains. Heard her mama (Pretty) is also scared of rain and thunder... Yep, her mama's name is really PRETTY !!
Wtf ... Coo coo is Pretty's daughter ! Woah ha ha ha ha !!

And wtf, I think Marmee is going to bath me :(

Tobogganing !

2006-03-27T20:58:00.000+08:00

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew !! Look at the desert in Australia ! I am glad there are no deserts in Singapore :)

Daddy went tobogganing with Zara and Carina. Marmee, the smarty pants stayed behind cos she said she aint keen on climbing a sand hill ...

Its a long walk to get to the top !!! Everybody looked darn cool holding a wooden plank and trudging up the hill. However, the morons soon revealed themselves as they ate sand on their way down !

Needless to say, the Goh family did great cos they totally understand instructions - 1) Lie flat on your chest on the wooden plank. 2) Lift arms and legs off the ground ! 3) Pull up the plank when sliding down so the sand won't get into your face !!

Some people ate sand and I bet they shait stones for the next few days ... La la la :)

The specky and the queen ...

2006-03-27T20:33:00.000+08:00

The specky above is Zara. The gal next to the specky is Carina, her royal highness the queen who can't seem to keep her lipgloss in her pocket ...

Her royal highness the queen should never have been made to carry the koala !! But too bad, the specky was too short and she is not allowed to handle the bear ?!! What kinda rule is that ????
Anyway, the queen was going "PAIN PAIN PAIN !!!!" complaining that the koala is hurting her ?!!
Wtf, the poor baby koala is just 1 year old, and I bet you, its scared like shit when you scream PAIN PAIN PAIN !!!!!

Anyway, Carina has put up the Gold Coast pictures on a site. Here's the link : http://goldcoastpictures.mypicgallery.com/

Baobi's dada (henceforth known as Ah Thio !!) said Marmee and daddy were CRAZEEEE to bring the 2 gals to Gold Coast because its such a HUGE responsibility !!!
Ah Thio said 'What if you lose other people's kids ??? How are you going to pay them back ???' 'If you lose them, you will be shitting stones !!'

Hmmmm, I totally agree with Ah Thio ... Marmee did say something about shitting stones while she was in Gold Coast ... Lolol !!

Personalized dog collars !

2006-03-20T18:08:00.000+08:00

I have decided to start a new business selling personalized dog collars :)

My collar will read = Little Princess Phoebe !
Vickie's = BIG SHIT !!
Chloe's = Little Shit !
Jodie's = Bitch
Dondon's = Son of a Bitch !

Aint that cool ??
You can get them for your friends too ! They'll make cool birthday prezzies :)

Boring day .. zzzZzzZZZz

2006-03-19T22:02:00.000+08:00

*yawns*
Aw, I just woke up from a nap, need a coffee badly ...

Marmee laid on the sofa, read her lame novel and starting singing "lurrrrrrrve you puppy face ... lurrrrrve you ... "
Wiggy wiggy quickly run over for some lovin'.
She stands next to the sofa and Marmee petted her head. Hrrrrm, puppy face refers to MOI by the way !!!
Wiggy wags her powerful tail with pleasure, sweeps the TV remote control off the coffee table and Marmee went "WIGGY WIGGY !!!!"
la la la ..

Marmee stayed home today. Everytime she stays home, she'd feel sorry for us dogs. Its so mind numbing (mind numbing ??) boring to stay home all day !!!!!!
(p.s. I refrain from using profanities since there are kids reading this blog ... However I believe if I were to spew more profanities, I could be as famous as XIAXUE. lol !!)

Apparently, the Gold Coast trip was quite a nightmare for Marmee. Each time she closes her eyes, she sees Carina's face. lolol
Her royal highness always goes 'where's the comb ???' 'where's my lip gloss ??' 'my lips are craaacking !!!' 'why is the food so slow ? I am HUNGRY !'

Zara was a good sport though. Marmee fed her ice-cream EVERYDAY. By day 4, she said NOOO to ice cream ! Woah ha ha ha ha !!!
Aint that something ?? This is how you overcome food obsession - 'Allow yourself to eat it EVERYDAY, cos 1 day, you are gonna get sick of it !'

p.s. damn, I cant seem to post pics today :(
waity for next posting to see some pics .. thanky !!
I am off to get my starbucks ice latte :)

Dondon needs a new home !

2006-03-12T16:55:00.000+08:00

Hi, This is Dondon :)
He is looking for a new home, hopfully he can find love and commitement in the new family who wants him.
Dondon is a small black labrador. He is 3 yr old, healthy and unsterilised. He weighs about 15kg (or less) and is between the size of a snauzher and real labrador.

Dondon has a very sweet demeanour and he does not bark much. However, he tends to get very excited when he gets to go out cos most of the time he gets tied up at home to the gate. Dondon has never barked or shown any form of aggression to humans or animals, he just needs a family to love him and walk him. He won't make much of a guard dog cos he is not aggressive !!

As he has been passed around a few times, Dondon does not really know where is his real home anymore, he tends to run away from his foster homes, if you decide to adopt him, you will have to reassure him that he is for keeps.
Please leave a message on this tagboard if you would like to meet dondon to consider keeping him.

Final note : even though Dondon is not as pretty as me (LOLOL), Marmee says he is friendly and intelligent - wtf ... he tried to try to drive my Daddy's car away ...

Itinerary for Gold Coast Trip !

2006-03-07T11:03:00.000+08:00

Day One (Sunday)
SINGAPORE - BRISBANE (Meals on Board)
Assemble at Singapore Changi Airport for your flight to Brisbane.
=> Wtf. must sleep on the plane ! Urggh ! Marmeee hates flying, she will need lotsa tranquilizers ..

Day Two (Monday)
BRISBANE - MORETON ISLAND (Meals on Board/Lunch/Dinner)
Upon arrival, head to Holt Street Wharf to board a 75-minute catamaran cruise to Tangalooma Wild Dolphin Resort on Moreton Island.
In the afternoon, go on a 4WD Sand Safari Tour of the Tangalooma Desert. Discover how this sand island was formed and see natural coloured sands in the desert.
You may even try sand tobogganing from the larger sand hills. In the evening, you might be able to hand-feed wild dolphins as they swim near the beach.
=> Walau !!!!! Don't get to sleep well on plane and the very next day must go and see sand island and hand feed dolphins ?!!!!
I feel a headache coming :(

Day Three (Tuesday)
MORETON ISLAND - BRISBANE - GOLD COAST (Breakfast/Lunch/Chinese Dinner)
Spend the morning at leisure. In the afternoon, take the catamaran back to Brisbane and travel to Gold Coast by coach.
=> Spend the morning at leisure means can sleep late !!! LOLOL.
Btw, catamaran is a boat thingy .. I think.

Day Four (Wednesday)
GOLD COAST (Chinese Breakfast)
Spend the day at the exciting Warner Brothers' Movieworld, known as 'Hollywood on the Gold Coast'.
Take the most advanced and thrilling suspended coaster ride in the Southern Hemisphere on The Lethal Weapon. Enjoy the Police Academy Stunt Show, or ride on the scariest, spookiest and most spine-tingling rollercoaster, the Scooby-Doo Spooky Coaster!
=> Chinese breakfast ???????? Dam, Zara don't eat chinese food ! Marmee and daddy are going to have to force feed her ... lol

Day Five (Thursday)
GOLD COAST (Breakfast)
Have a fun-filled day at Dreamworld and enjoy its thrilling rides like the Wipeout, Thunderbolt, and the 38-storey-high Tower of Terror.
Visit Tiger Island and admire the big cats playing and swimming. Head for the Australian Wildlife Experience to see its resident animals like koalas and kangaroos in their natural habitats.
Watch the Australian Farm Show for a look at the Aussie rural way of life.
=> Wooo hooo ! They be smelling pee pee and poo poo at the farms today :) Great, now you know dogs smell good compared to sheeps and horses ! And please be prepared for mosquitoes and GIANT flies at the koala bear place. Tsk tsk. Koalas stinks .. lol

Day Six (Friday)
GOLD COAST (Breakfast)
After breakfast, spend the day at leisure. Join an optional tour to Sunshine Coast or spend a day at Seaworld at your own expense. In the evening, you may join a tour to Springbrook National Park to see Australia's largest glow-worm colony at your own expense.
=> 'Spend the day at leisure' means do what you want ! Something tells me they will be shopping today ...
Nice ! And here is Baobi's shopping list for you guys !!
'Hmmm, I want new pencil case with nice colours. I prefer those spongy or leathery types. Not canvas. ' ' Roxy pencil case. and um can you help me buy some shirts surfers paradise thanky'

Day Seven (Saturday)
GOLD COAST - BRISBANE - SINGAPORE (Breakfast/Meals on Board)
If time permits, you can do some last-minute shopping before you transfer to the airport for your flight home.
=> LAST MINUTE SHOPPING !!!! And Marmee will be home :)

Last check on Straits Times : Brisbane is STORMY.
Temperature is 20deg cel to 26 deg cel. Sounds cold and wet. Please bring rain coat and jacket ...

Tammy NYP - Caught in the act !

2006-03-06T12:02:00.000+08:00

Roflmao !!!
Sorry, I just have to post this entry :)
I promise I won't pull your legs again !

Happy Birthday JoJo !!

2006-03-03T20:21:00.000+08:00

Jodie is having a 2nd birthday today :)
Yes, she was born on 3 March 2004 !!
The above pictures were taken on her birthday last year.
Look at the BIG GREENIE !!
Makes me wana salivate, I love cheesecake too !

Think Vicki's birthday is coming soon ... hope Marmee will get a cheesecake so we can all pig out :)

Where is Kailing ??

2006-03-01T21:15:00.000+08:00

Marmee is very sad :( She said Kailing has gone missing !!!
Kaiyan said Kailing is VERY busy cos she has her piano GRADE 8 exams tomorrow.

Kailing was the only one who bought Marmee Valentine Day presents, and she bought her TWO gifts !!!
One is a yummy and very cute chocolate in a cd case, the other is a red candle.
I don't think Marmee will ever eat the chocolate, she said its too pretty and she can't bear to eat it !

Kaiyan is getting married on 11 March and Kailing will be her bridesmaid !
She will be wearing a pink dress :)
Marmee said she have not decided on what to wear, maybe she will wear pink too ...

I hope Kailing passes her Grade 8 exam. She is a smarty pants you know !!

Cute sleeping pups !

2006-03-01T11:32:00.000+08:00

WOAH HA HA HA HA !!!!!!!
OOOOOOOOh, seeing such pics makes marmeee wana get more dogs !!

Baobi Rocks !!

2006-02-28T20:31:00.000+08:00

SMSes from Baobi to Marmee -

"My uncle is a Fxxxing shithole. He said I looked like a fat pig. He looks like he banged into a wall. Dickhead."
Sent : 19:49:49
28-02-2006

"I desire to chop off his skinny lil wang and tie it to a helium balloon. Or fry it and make him eat it. I bet his dick is so tiny the wind would blow it away."
Sent :19:55:08
28-02-2006

Picture above was taken 5 years ago.
Its titled 'BAOBI THE GREAT WITH PHOEBE THE GREAT'

Baobi ain't fat, Baobi is awesome :)

Vicki got a beating :)

2006-02-27T22:49:00.000+08:00

Tell you something funni !!!!!

Vicki got beaten up by Marmee today :)
She jumped at Chloe in the living room and her tail went into Marmeee's soup on the coffee table !! Her tail went swipe swipe and the soup went everywhere !!

Marmee beat the daylight outa her !! Woah ha ha ha ha !!
Ok, maybe I am exagerating abit ...

Letter from Chewy !!

2006-02-23T21:35:00.000+08:00

Wooohoooo !! I got my first mail from Chewy :)
This is what he said -

'' Hello to you and thank you for sponsoring me. I'd like to tell you a bit about myself so that you'd eventually know more about me and love me like your own ! I'd have to say I'm quite a smart dog for I realized when I was a small puppy of 3 months of age that being hungry wasn't a good feeling and that hanging around coffee shops and hawker centers was the best way to fill my stomach.

I don't have any recollection of my parents nor my siblings but I just learned to survive on my own and to make each day count. Life at the coffee shop had its risks, more often than not, I tasted people's shoes and boots more often than the meagre scraps they threw to me.
Life took a turn for the better, when a middle aged couple saw me at my regular haunt in Sengkang and decide to bring me home. There I had decent meals and a nice warm place to stay and I was really happy

But then my youthful exuberence didn't really sit well with them, my biting and chewing of things didn't help things, and their other dog was always picking a fight with me. My barking to warn them of strangers approaching also didn't make them too happy, either. I later learnt that this couple were volunteers with ASD, and they soon transferred me to another foster home.

ASD arranged for potential adoptors to come see me, but most were afraid of my youthful exuberence and energy. Before long, my foster tenure at this home ended and I was transferred to a petshop as all the foster homes were full already. I didn't like it there as I was caged up the whole day with only once a day walk to stretch my legs.

After much deliberation, ASD decided to put me at NANAS, an animal sanctuary in Johore. I fell in love with the place the minute I got there, and I wasted no time in sniffing out the bed where the owner of the sanctuary, Raymund Wee slept. He of course wasn't very happy about that, but he is a nice old chap, and I looked at him with my large mournful eyes and very soon I had him around my paws ! I love the space at NANAS and the greenery there and every so often, I will scale the fence and explore the world outside. Of course, Raymund wasn't very happy, and thereafter, I didnt' quite do that so often I hope you will find some time to come see me at NANAS and to meet my many other brothers and sisters.

The folks at ASD are helping with my expenses here, and my many thanks to you for sharing in this aspect. Hope to see you soon and I will surely be your guide and companinon should you visit !

Lots of Woofs
Chewy''

Aw, I hope Chewy finds a new home soon.
But he sounds happy at NANAS !! LOLOL

Chloe and Vicki lurrrve each other ...

2006-02-21T14:59:00.000+08:00

Chloe is chasing Vicki round the house ... every morning they'd play and chase each other ... wtf, some people (like MOI !!) need peace and quiet you know !!
Marmee and I were watching them run up and down the corridoor, Chloe was chasing and barking at Vicki ...
We are both puzzled - How come Chloe still behave like a puppy after so many years ??????????????????
Its like she never progress, she is still the puppy from 5 years ago !

Haiz, this Coo coo girl may be sam seng but she can be quite cute sometimes lah ...

Fiesty Phoebe !

2006-02-20T20:15:00.000+08:00

I was a real terror when I was young, mummy always go 'pheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeb'. Despite her 'scolding' me, I know she is very proud of the naughty things I do !
Sometimes she even smack my bottom !
But I aint feel a thing !! LOLOL !! I got thick skin :)

ME, Myself and Phoebe !!!

2006-02-17T21:14:00.000+08:00

My CDs are back from the fotoshop :)
Aint this cool ???????????
I was so tiny and messy when I was a baby !! These pics were taken when I was about 3 to 4 months old !!
Being an only child, I get real bored, so I play with the tissue box and brooms !!
Oh man, the last picture of me lying in my bed looked scary. I'd swear my eyes were open !! Wonder what scheme I was forming in my head :p
Anyway, I don't know wtf Marmee was thinking making me wear that red tee shirt ?!!!!

I got sooooooooo many more pics to load, I hope I dont crash my blog ...

Btw, Vicki is home ! And Chloe is having a good time playing with her. We can say good bye to clean floors and fresh air ... golden retreivers shed and stink .. LOLOL !

Fame or Fortune ?????

2006-02-16T20:23:00.000+08:00

This is me in my new dress !! Pictures were taken in gong gong's house during Chinese New Year !
I look sooooo pretty, lolol.

Today Marmeee took me and Chloe for a walk at the pool downstairs. We met 3 TKGS gals there. They were squealing 'soo cute ! sooooooooooooo cuteeeeeee!'
I assume they were referring about MOI :)
After that, they took pics of ME with their handphone. I totally enjoyed my 5min of fame :)
Chloe was having anxiety attack, she even growled at them. Dum dum, be gracious to strangers, you never know, they may have bakwa in their school bags !! Woah ha ha ha ha !!

Marmee always said she wants fortune, but not fame cos privacy is priceless !
But today's experience makes me realise why people go for FAME !!

Imagine, Phoebe the Great having fans ! When they see me, they go "Pheeeeb pheeeeeb !!!!!!!!!' And dash over to take fotos with me, and gimme greenies and bakwa, I would so dig that ! Lol !!
However, its a double edged sword. If I poo poo and pee pee in public, the papparazzis will take pictures and splash them all over the tabloids !!

Tsk tsk. I think i will leave the fame to someone else !!

Sleepy Heads !

2006-02-16T20:16:00.000+08:00

Whoa ha ha ha ha !!
This is how we sleep ! I like the foetal position :)
Chloe is most relaxed when she sleeps. Its strange, she is always so high strung, but she goes completely unstrung when she zzZzz
Vicki is the most uncouth dog when she sleeps, she likes to sleep on her back with her legs wide open !! Roflmao !! I never ever do that !! Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeks !

Oh, I found a cool website !!!

2006-02-16T14:25:00.000+08:00

http://cuteoverload.com/

You gota see those cute doggy pics on this web.
My favourite is the foto above !!! Lolol !! She is soooooo cute. Her name's Emma :)
No way I can sleep like that. Lmao !!
I will post OUR sleeping pics next :)

Action For Singapore Dogs - A 2nd Chance At life

2006-02-15T15:50:00.000+08:00

http://www.asdsingapore.com/component/option,com_frontpage/Itemid,1/

Go to ASD Singapore website and find out how you can be a volunteer today. There are dogs who need your help, your love and your money !!
Its sad that us dogs can't work to feed ourselves. Neither can we own our own home.
We rely on the love and care from you humans, our owners. In return, we give unconditional love and loyalty.

Go dig your brains and see how you can help !

http://www.asdsingapore.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=484&Itemid=40
Poor Zorro was an abused dog now under the care of ASD Fosterers. Zorro is so beautiful, he looks like a teddy bear with such beautiful brown fur ! How can anybody bear to ill-treat such a cutie pie ?
Animals have life and soul, we have feelings and we feel pain.
BE KIND TO ANIMALS !
If you should see anyone abusing animals, don't hesitate to report him ! It IS a crime to abuse animals in Singapore !

My head hurts !!

2006-02-15T15:19:00.000+08:00

For some reason, Marmee has started calling me Peep.
She thinks its funny. Wtf.
On runescape, sometimes players call me Phobe 'cause they can't type.
Its Phoebe for christ sake !!!

My head hurts. Think its because I sleep all the time. Roflmao !
We are going to get a walk later, some sun is good.

Ever since the day of the collapse, I have been having amnesia, I can't remember much about what happened the next few days. Everything seem surreal. For a few days, Vicki and Chloe were not around. These few days, Vicki's not around, its just Chloe and moi !
Haiz, everything is fuzzy in my head. Marmee kept saying 'Phoebe MUST not collapse AGAIN !'
I hope not, but its not like I can help it duh !

Marmee and daddy brought me to the Animal Reovery Centre for a full checkup. They took x-ray of me. It was funny, they tried to make me lie FLAT on MY BACK !! WTF are they thinking ??? Like I am going to let it happen !
Anyway, they only manage to take my x-ray in the 'lizard' pose. Vicki is very good at doing the lizard pose as u can see from above foto .. Lolol !!

Anyway, the vet called me Fiesty ! Its obvious she can't read cos my name is Phoebe not Fiesty !She said I may have a condition called Mega-Oesophagus !

( Mega-oesophagus - Grossly dilated oesophagus affecting the entire length of the oesophagus. These cases often have secondary chest infections due to vomiting and regurgitation.
Symptoms - Regurgitation of solid foods almost immediately after eating. Again these are diagnosed by barium X ray.
Prognosis - This is extremely poor as the major defect in the muscles affects the passage of food to the stomach and the condition is not readily correctable. )

The oesophagus is the 'tube' where your food goes down from your throat to your stomach. I am thinking thats a condition that strikes all greedy eaters, but its not what caused my collapse. So its not life threatening !! Heng ah !

When I was at the Animal Recovery Centre, I met some dogs. One is a Yorkie-Poo ! Roflmao !!I kept staring at him, he looks like a yorkie or silky, but he has a long tail and curly hair ! Wtf breeed is that ??? Mystery solved, the owner said its a Yorkie-Poo !! Meaning its a cross between a Yorkie and a Poodle ! What a lethal breed - Good brains and killer bite, all in 1 package ! I was in awe of this Yorkie-Poo ! Ha ha ha ha ha !

I also met a sick Chihuahua. Poor guy had a stroke. He has lop-sided mouth and he can't close his eyes :( Did I tell you how much I adore Chihuahuas ?? When I had my training with W, I met this chihuahua who was a real cutey !! She hisses at everybody who tried to touch her !! Woah ha ha ha ha. I love that attitude ! Chihuahua are real smarty pants !! Too bad they have bulging eyes ...

I will be posting more pics !! Meanwhile, pray for Phoebe the Great, without which, you will not have any entertaining pics to see or blogs to read :)

Action for Dogs - I am doing my bit to help :)

2006-02-08T11:52:00.000+08:00

Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot !!!!!!!!!!!

Marmeee wrote a cheque to ASD today. We are gona sponsor this dog called Chewy :)
http://www.asdsingapore.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=247&Itemid=67

Its sad that not all dogs are lucky enough to have good homes and loving owners. I wana help them and I shall start by sponsoring Chewy for 6 months !
I hope Chewy will find a good home one day. In the meantime I want him to have a roof over his head and have food everyday.
My heart breaks when I think of the strays roaming the streets :(

Anyway, Marmeee said I gota go to the vet today. Cos I have a bit of diarrhoa and am coughing out green stuff ... yucks !!!
Vicki and Chloe will continue to stay with Jodie for the next two days. Its kind of quiet without them ... But I hate it when they disturb me !!! wtf ...

A Darn Close Shave !!!

2006-02-07T14:50:00.000+08:00

Mummy said I had a stroke last night :(
After dinner, Chloe jumped at me for a fight. And I blacked out !

I remember arriving at Heaven's Gate and Saint Peter said 'What name ??'
I replied 'Phoebe Cher'
St Peter went through his list and replied 'Don't have Phoebe Cher'
WTF !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There must be a mistake somewhere !!
I quickly scrambled down the ladder before I get thrown into hell !!!
Somewhere along the way, I heard mummy going 'Pheeeb Pheeeeb', she was crying.
I awoke in the car and daddy was trying to pry open my mouth with his fingers. wtf ...

We arrived at the hospital. The emergency nurse 'Benjamin' examined me and said 'you so small, why you fight ?'
I was still groggy and did not have the strength to give him a bite. He thinks I like to fight ??
I got a bitch in the house who jumps at me everyday !!!!

Next thing I know, the vet was sticking a thermometer into my ass and shining a torch into my eyes !!! Ouch ouch ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuch !!
Vet asked mummy how long I was unconscious etc. She said my heart and lungs are working fine. Maybe I had a mild heart attack when another dog jumped on me.

Mummy said she thought I died. I went limp on the kitchen floor with eyes wide open and tongue sticking out. It was not a pretty sight :(
Thank god daddy was home and we went straight to the hospital.

I've never collapsed before, mummy and daddy freaked out totally. Mummy thought I may have had a heart attack or a stroke. Daddy said I threw a fit ...
Whatever it is, I now have the whole house to myself ... la la la
Vicki and Chloe were whisked off to Jodie's house last night. Mummy said I need to recuperate without getting any more terror attacks !

Mummy said if I had died, it will be the end of this blog :(
She will never post again, neither will she ever get a yorkie cos there will never be another yorkie like Moi !

Haiz, I will try not to die lah. I am only 5 !!! I have a good 10 years to go duh !

Good bye jack :(

2006-02-03T12:04:00.000+08:00

Marmee said Collie Jack passed away during Chinese New Year :(
He died in his sleep ...
All dogs go to heaven right ?
Marmee said Jack is a handsome and magnificent looking collie. If you guys have seen collies, you'd know what I mean.

Losing your dog is like losing your true love. Marmeee says if she ever loses any of us, she'd brawl her heart out.

For Marmeee's sake, I shall try to stay alive. Be kiasu and kiasi. Eat well and sleep alot ! That's the secret recipe to a ripe long life !

More fotos !

2006-02-02T23:01:00.000+08:00

Don't you think Vicki is cute when she was little ??? The fotos were taken when Vicki was 3months old. She was playing Fetch with Chloe. Chloe always win cos she is fast !!

Anyway, I figured Vicki ended up being called Wiggy wiggy cos she goes wriggly wriggly ! Woah ha ha ha ha. And Chloe is cuckooo, for obvious reasons :)

True Love !

2006-02-02T22:36:00.000+08:00

Marmee spent the whole day watching Korean vcds. She is going blind and I am going deaf ....
I don't know what's wrong with the Korean dramas.

Its always weeepy, talking about true love, and the plot is always filled with complicated love triangles. And in this case, its a quadrilateral ! A loves B, B and D loves C, and C loves B !! Roflamooooooooooooooooooo !!!
And get this, D is the sister of A !!! If you can figure this out, you will have no problem with math equations next time !!

If you ask me what's true love and where to find it, I'd say 'GO TO YOUR NEAREST PETSHOP AND GET A DOG !!!'

Only dogs will love you unconditionally and stay faithful always :)
Marmee realises that, thats why she has 3 dogs ah !!!

The 1st pic shows Jodie and her mummy going to pulau ubin for a hike. 2nd pic shows daddy and chloe. 3rd pic is marmeee bringing Vicki to the vet when she was sick sick last time.
They are pictures of true love :)

Vicki's pics !

2006-01-30T15:07:00.000+08:00

Check out vicki's pics and you will know why she became Wiggy wiggy !!
She looked like a fat lizard when she was a puppy ! Woah ha ha ha ha !
Anyway, I will be posting my puppy pics as soon as my CD comes back from the shop :)

What's in a name ?

2006-01-30T14:50:00.000+08:00

I was named Phoebe. And I evolved to be Phoebe the Great ! Though mummy sometimes call me Pheeeb, I am still known as Phoebe the Great !

Chloe evolved to be Coooey or more commonly known as Coo Coo girl. Lmaooooo !

Vicki Victoria turned out to be Wiggy wiggy. How did such a Victorious name turn wiggy wiggy ??

This is what I will set out to explain today.
You are what your name is !!
If you parents give you a great name you can't hold up to, it evolves and becomes something else !

Example : Chloe became Coo coo girl. Trust me, it actually meant Cuckoo gal !! Woah ha ha ha ha !!

And Vv was so dumb, she ended up Wiggy wiggy. Lmaooooooo !

Phoebe is pheeeb cos Marmeee always shout 'pheeeeeeeeeeeeeeb' when I do something bad :)
I luuuuurvvvvve it !!!

Marmee says if she ever have a kid, he shall be named Alexander (the Great !) or Alexandra if its a girl.
Hmmm, no doubt its a Great name, but what will it end up if the kid's not so great ??

If you give blood, you win ah !!

2006-01-26T18:50:00.000+08:00

Damn, Vv just became the hero today :(
Marmee brought her to save a collie name Jack.
Vicki donated 1 bag of blood !
Wtf, theres no way I can beat a blood donor !!!

Vv came home with a smug look and a bandage on her leg ... She said everybody at the vet loved her ! Awwww, she must have done the usual, wag her tail and asked to be petted by everybody ! What a suck up ...
If I weigh 20kg, I'd have donated my blood too !! That fattie bomb just had a good meal with lotsa meat, now she is snoozing ...

Anyway, I shall be positive. If I ever need blood (touche wood !), Vicki will always be available ! Woah ha ha ha ha !! Marmee is a smarty pants :)

On the subject of blood, here's a funny quote from Baobi -
'Never trust women - there's something freaky about things that bleed for 5 days and don't die !!'
Lmaoooooooooooooooooooo !!

Who let the dogs out ??

2006-01-24T12:47:00.000+08:00

Ain't Vv a cutie ?? I love it that she's not too bright too !

When she first came home, she was a sick little puppy, she had a bad cough and Lao Sai (diarrhoa) !!!
Damn, Chloe and I caught the cough from her and had to take meds for a week !
Vv had it worse. Her laosai was so bad, she was hospitalised twice ! Mummy and daddy couldn't tahan her coughing, it kept them awake all night. They decided to let her stay in the hospital so we all can get some sleep !! You know, when Goldens cough, they sound like dinasaur roaring !!

Once , mummy thought she died ! Woah ha ha ha ha !! We woke up in the morning but Vv did not stir. Mummy went to shake her and called out 'Wiggy wiggy !'
But Vv never woke up ! Mummy panicked and flipped her eyelid up but she aint seen no eyeball !!! Woah ha ha ha ha ! We thought we had a dead dog in the house !!
After much prodding, she finally decided to wake up :)

Her laosai was a BIG nightmare to ALL OF US :(
Mummy had back pain from cleaning her laosai. There was once, we all had to evacuate the bedroom cos she laosai 7 times in 1 morning !
Poor mummy almost dropped dead holding her breath, we ran to the living room to escape from the stench !!
I remember mummy calling daddy and exclaiming "I can't take it anymore !!!' Subsequently, they bundled her off to the hospital ... This took place twice !

That was the most trying period for all of us, Vv was almost given up for adoption !!! But there were no takers !!
After almost 3 or 4 weeks, Vv recovered. Mummy said optimistically to daddy 'Its good that we experienced cleaning 7 puddles of laosai in 1 morning, so from now on, we won't complain when we have to clean 1 pile of poo poo !'

Anyway, Vv makes mummy realise that us YORKIES are the best dogs to keep :)
Cos we don't shed much hair, and our poo and pee are teeeny weeeeny puddles, we don't eat much and we cost less to groom !!

I am Wiggy wiggy !!!

2006-01-22T20:28:00.000+08:00

My name is Vicki Victoria a.k.a. Vv a.k.a. Wiggy wiggy !
I love eating and sleeping. And I am friendly to EVERYBODY (unlike terriers !!)
As a golden retriever, I am usually docile. But when it comes to food, I turn into a total bitch i.e. I bite if you try to get my food !!
Size counts, when I roar, Phoebe and Chloe have to take cover :)
Best part is, I am so BIG, they have to jump up to bite MOI ! Ha ha ha ha ha !!

Mummy says I am her dream dog :)
She has always wanted a golden retriever cos they are soooooooo friendly and quiet. Its true, I don't bark, and I always wag my tail at everybody. Everybody loves golden retrievers !!
Every night before I sleep, mummy will sing me the 'sleep sleep song', and she will pat me to sleep ! I totally dig that !

Gota go ! Will try to post more pics next time !

(Ps a.k.a means also known as)

What are you wearing for Chinese New Year ?

2006-01-21T12:08:00.000+08:00

My new dress for Chinese New Year :) Its the cherry one !! The burberry dress is Chloe's ! I am thinking whether to wear it out, I hate it when EVERBODY goes 'That dog is sooooooooooooooo cute !!!'

Haiz, I am not attention seeking, but somehow, I always get ALL the attention !

That's life :)

Kailing - the Sun !

2006-01-20T22:42:00.000+08:00

Marmee and daddy had dinner with Kaiyan and Kailing today. Marmee says 'Kailing is so cute and so goooooooooood, she help me carry the chocolate fountain from CK Tangs to Heeren ! I wanted to bring her home, but she won't follow me !'

Woah ha ha ha ha. Sounds like a puppy my Marmee is trying to bring home :) But no, its a blue whale. If you wonder why I call her the blue whale, go ask somebody smarter than yourself !!

Marmee says Kailing has the habit of finishing all the food on the table cos she hates to waste food. TRUTH IS, NOBODY SHOULD EVER GORGE THEMSELVES WITH FOOD SO AS NOT TO WASTE FOOD ! If you do so, you will turn into a whale in no time ... Plus, its totally unintelligent to do that. If you don't want to waste food, don't order so much ! More importantly, its not your job to help finish your friends' food. Its kind of you to be helpful but you should not have to gorge yourself till you wana vomit.

Like me, I just eat the meat and I leave the rest of the food to Chloe or Wiggy ... that's why I weight 3 llbs !

Marmee says Kailing is the Sun ! That means she shines so bright, everybody notices her ! Lmao, I am trying to understand this logic. Anyway, Kailing is Marmee's favourite and she will be getting the BIGGEST angpow this year !

Aw, I don't feel threatened at all, nobody can ever replace MOI ! I lick Marmee's face every morning, so until and unless you are willing to do that, you won't win me !! Woah ha ha ha ha !

Lost fat fast !

2006-01-19T19:37:00.000+08:00

My mummy came home and told me this.

A certain Ms Peng sms her and said 'I AM FAT, I have fat tummy and no waist ! I need to lose weight for my wedding in March ! Please ask ck to get me some diet pills so I can slim down fast !'.

Woah ha ha ha ha !!
If its so simple, there will be no fat dogs in the world !! Same for humans duh !

For those who wana lose weight FAST !
There is one way, guarantee you will lose it but whether you can keep it off, I won't know lah.

My daddy tried the Atkin's diet few years back, and he lost 10kg in 1 month. During that 1 month, he ate everything except carbohydrates like rice and sugar. It worked !! Its hard to explain why, but you should go get the book and read. It cost jus SGD16 ...

In a nutshell, your diet will go like that :
Breakfast - hotdog, ham, eggs.
Lunch - fried chicken, steamed fish, pork, leafy vegetable (no potatoes !!)
Dinner - anything from the breakfast and lunch menu !!

And remember NO rice, noodles, fruits, ice cream, nuts, yogurt even though you are allowed to eat butter !! Sounds great till you try it !! Lmaoooooo ...

But it works, and you aint have to starve, so why not ??

Mummy believes that no one can stay on Atkin's diet forever. The trick is, after you have lost weight, you should abstain from carbohydrates after 6pm so you won't store glycogen which in turn becomes fat !!

My advice is 'EAT EVERYTHING IN MODERATION AND EXERCISE EXERCISE AND EXERCISE !!'